door monkey

A hotel bellboy, ideally one wearing a wack uniform with a stupid-looking organ-grinder cap. No racial connotation, he (usually) can be any race.

The door monkey at the Hyatt rushed me but I blew past him cause I wanted to get straight to my room and take a dump.

by Floyd Sig September 15, 2007

shrand-monkey

to shrand-monkey is a type of prank which involves setting up ghosties and dinosaurs in a formation.

I shrand-monkeyed his room last night!!

by your cousin twice removed April 19, 2011

Yanking the monkey

A funny way to say masturbation

-I’m going back to my room
+Ok, just stop yanking the monkey
-You are not funny bro

by J.H Garza June 21, 2018

Monkey Hour

A time when you and the boys decide to take a day to reject humanity and become Monkey. We may not be able to become Monkey physically, but we are all monkey on the inside. Monkey hour lasts for as long as you want as monkeys dont know how long an hour is.

boy 1: "boys, its monkey hour"
boy 2: "ooh ooh ooh"

by WildBin December 30, 2020

cactus monkey

The act of being an illegal Mexican in the United States.

Those clowns are packed into that Volkswagen like a bunch of cactus monkeys!

by Pickle tickle June 22, 2015

Mi Monkey

The Fans of Xiaomi. (Pejorative)
Now commonly used to describe someone who promotes Xiaomi by belittling others under videos about other smartphones, often accompanied by low-IQ remarks.

*In the comments section of the video about Huawei phones*
-“After Huawei, there is the sky, and the Leica four-camera competition is fairy.”
-“Mi Monkey is coming!”

by HappySheep July 10, 2022

monkey squirts

when explosive diarrheal excrement exits the human body in a solid, watery, yellow stream.

Man in the bathroom hollering to his wife: “Hey honey...did that Chinese food give you the monkey squirts?”

by CBR_Rider February 21, 2018