soak your crackers

It means to calm down, and expression

Fred: I'm so freaked out right know i'm so stressed
Mark: Soak your crackers, dude
Fred: fine

by Smart P. Blart April 12, 2019

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Frosted Anal Cracker

A tasty treat that involves cumming on an asshole, letting it dry, then eating the remains.

Usually the product of a homosexual act, but anyone with a dick can make this!

Jeff: Hey Bob, you hungry?
Bob: Yea, I go for a Frosted Anal Cracker!

Frank and Dave wanted to spice up their sex lives. So Dave made a Frosted Anal Cracker on Frank

by BiGuythatsaidHithatoneTime May 2, 2018

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graham cracker finish

ancient dance move used in high school's across northern new jersey

Lenny won the dance battle with his graham cracker finish.

by flavafebvre October 23, 2017

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A short bucktoothed italian who hates everything but community. He spends his free time watching vampire diaries. And he adores his khakis. He thinks he's jeff but he's not kool enough 4 dat. He luv his bestie ricky wilhelm schulz they iz tight skurrr skurrr.

wow who's that shortie next to ricky?
oh i think thats piplop graham cracker

by ___o_o___ March 3, 2017

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Fennel air cracker

Food with no nutritional value attempting to be passed off as sustenance, often by a slightly more mature (yet fit, attractive and arguably fancier) woman to a younger man with a seemingly permanent carbohydrate deficit

“Mummy, Baby is hungry and needs food. Don’t be trying to put some fennel air cracker in me and call it dinner.”

by Stewie’s Mummy April 16, 2021

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