Dorty SIMP

A dorty simp is when one of the boys has been caught lacking by one of the other boys and still won’t admit to being a simp aka OISIN MCKEEVER

Oisin is a big dorty SIMP

by YouDortySlag July 27, 2020

General of Simps

Brandon christopher Lane.

Boy 1. “did you hear about the General of simps?”
Boy 2. “Oh, you mean brandon christopher lane?”
Boy 1. “Of course, he’s the one and only.”

by fatghostlesbian February 18, 2020

simp hansen

simp hansen is a term that was coined by CreepShow Art's fans. It is a nickname for Chris Hansen, who is a massive simp for Jefree Star (who sucks)

"Simp Hansen and Jefree Star support Dahvie Vanity, who is a child predator"

by mrpeanutstan May 19, 2020

limp simping

someone who is the opposite of pimp chimping e.g. if they’re hanging with your enemies or if they are just lonely and suck

hey did you see eve today? she was limp simping so bad

by impimpchimpingrn September 25, 2020

The Biggest Simp

Mordecai from Regular Show is.

Mordecai: I'm just afraid of what'll happen because...(sighs) part of me is still waiting for Margaret to come back.

Rigby: What? Still? She's not coming back, dude. She's gone.

And Mordecai is The Biggest Simp..

by WeDoALilTrollin April 19, 2022

secret simp

Being friends with someone you secretly love but you'll never ever tell them? Lol

Yo bro that braids glasses guy is so in love with that girl but he calls her his best friend. He's a secret simp. What a legend.

by Mugiwara no Ichi April 5, 2021

hat simp

bbh but a downgrade

hat simp: language grrr bad grr dont swear

by AveryDeetz June 13, 2021