busted a nut laughing

Laughing so hard you bust a nut.

"Munson's dick pic was so small i busted a nut laughing!"

"....i hope he's allergic to nuts because that shit aint funny."

"It's hilarinut, shut up."

by halfassed October 22, 2017

bust ass ho

A ho that is so ratchet. So busted (worn out). That her ass looks like you punched playdoh.

Mike: That girl a bustdown
Me:Na man bust downs are for fuckin... She just a bust ass ho

by Sheyee April 15, 2015

Busted Suite of Furniture

Term originating Ballygawley N.I

means a woman who is worse that a busted sofa aka sooo sexually active her stuffing is now hanging out of her vagina. A busted suite of furniture means not only has the sofa been wrecked but the other sets also.

Sean: I went to shag her last night and took one look at her pussy and looked like a busted suite of furniture the amount of damage done to it.

Jamie: ewww did u shag her then?

Sean: well any holes a goal.

by MarieLouise November 12, 2007

touch N bust

A female so attractive that she might cause one to ejaculate prematurely.

Damn look at her. I bet she's a touch N bust.

by D. Green March 5, 2004

BUST A MOVE MOMENT

When a Person usually Hyper or Loud, or just plain a little "out there" Has the sudden urge do bust a move... or in other words do some kind of sick dance move in a random situation like a grocery store or school.

Mom -> Emma what are you doing

Emma -> BUSTING A MOVE

Mom -> ohh was it a bust a move moment

Emma -> Totally

by MrLemman September 26, 2009

Bust-a-nut-itis

Derived from the slang term "the itis", which refers to the uncontrollable tendency to fall asleep after having a big meal.

Bust-a-nut-itis is the overwhelming urge men experience to fall sleep after having sex or busting a nut.

Wally: "..so when I woke up, that hoe had taken everything, my iPod, my Blackberry, credit cards..."

Buddy: "Sounds like a serious case of bust-a-nut-itis.."

" I had bust-a-nut-itis so my mom found me passed out in front of my PC with big booties on the screen, my pants around my ankles and lotion everywhere.. "

by Shocker Zulu August 21, 2011

bust her gills

To violate her vagina with your penis

I gonna bust yer gills you slut!

by Maximus August 6, 2003