When you’re trying to fuck your girl in the spooning position, but you’re struggling to get it in.
At some point, out of frustration, she finally reaches down to guide you in, cuz you fuck like a rookie.
Problem is the friction of rubbing trying to get it in now has left you on the verge of cumming.
Once it’s in, you give her 12 hard pumps just so that you put forth some effort, before cumming.
At some point, out of frustration, she finally reaches down to guide you in, cuz you fuck like a rookie.
Problem is the friction of rubbing trying to get it in now has left you on the verge of cumming.
Once it’s in, you give her 12 hard pumps just so that you put forth some effort, before cumming.
Last night I found myself in A Randy West Dilemma.
Out of frustration she finally reached down a put it in.
It was over before it started.
Out of frustration she finally reached down a put it in.
It was over before it started.
by RobJeremy December 21, 2020
Get the A Randy West Dilemma mug.A special way for West Virginians to flip somebody off. It is done by holding up your middle finger as usual and extending the thumb as if to make an "L" shape. The result is your hand is similar to the state of West Virginia.
Howard: That moron cut me off!
Jeff: Give 'em the West Virginia howdy!
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Jeff: Give 'em the West Virginia howdy!
west virginia flip off obscene gesture howdy
by Crazy Nigga! December 16, 2010
Get the West Virginia Howdy mug.To interrupt someone's joyful moment and say a different person was the best and deserves whatever the awarded person received. The person awarded is also awarded with embarrassment.
News Flash: During the school talent show the winner was interrupted by an unknown student and says " AY YALL ****** HAD THE BEST TALENT OF ALL O' YALL!!!!" the contestant asked for his name to be hidden. The contestant later replied to us by saying " That jackass was Doin' the Kanye West."
by Blue Rai September 19, 2009
Get the Doin' the Kanye West mug.The act of fingering a girl by first making your hand into a gun shape, then placing your hand by your crotch, and then inserting your fingers into the girl with a pelvic thrust.
Bro: Hey Man, have you had sex with your new girl yet?
Man: Well, sort of.
Bro: What do you mean?
Man, Well, i got her off using the Wild West Mister.
Man: Well, sort of.
Bro: What do you mean?
Man, Well, i got her off using the Wild West Mister.
by Smiz Tang December 1, 2009
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Get the couva west girl mug.When you see the eggs come out of the milk carton onto the grill you start feeling some typa way, a way you can only feel while inside West End Dining Hall. Some might get West End Wood when walking by the female cooks with beards, it’s just got you feelin some typa way. Just like when the worker tells you can’t take a gallon of milk to-go so you reply with “Is it your milk?” Once again it’s got you feelin some typa way, a way you can only feel when you’re inside West End Dining Hall. Newbies might get West End Wood when the drink machine says out of order and in reality it’s working perfectly fine shooting out exactly what liquid you want to have to drink with your nice West End meal, my first experience with West End Wood involved this situation. Lastly experienced vets might get West End Wood by walking in sitting down at their table enjoying a fine cuisine and having someone walk up to you and start dancing in front of you, some would say this is very epic when in reality this the true ultimate hardest, biggest, longest West End Wood that you will ever experience in your life.
GUY 1: “Bro why you got a hard on?? There ain’t no baddies in here”
GUY 2: “Bro them chocolate milk eggs out of the carton got me feelin some typa way”
GUY 1: “You must have a case of West End Wood”
Example 2:
Worker: “I see you’re taking a lot of milk to go… You know you can’t do that right?”
Person: “Is it your milk?”
Worker: “No” (Thinks to himself: Why does this man have an erection?)
Person: “Well I’m not gonna stop”
Worker: (Thinks to himself: He must have a case of West End Wood)
GUY 2: “Bro them chocolate milk eggs out of the carton got me feelin some typa way”
GUY 1: “You must have a case of West End Wood”
Example 2:
Worker: “I see you’re taking a lot of milk to go… You know you can’t do that right?”
Person: “Is it your milk?”
Worker: “No” (Thinks to himself: Why does this man have an erection?)
Person: “Well I’m not gonna stop”
Worker: (Thinks to himself: He must have a case of West End Wood)
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