Valentina Wallinger

the coolest, nicest,smartest,most gorgeous,prettiest,funniest,truly beautiful dirty blonde, and way more she is the nicest and sweetest girl of all time
I love you,also the sweetesttttt person

Did u see Valentina Wallinger, she looked so pretty today

by dumpster42 April 28, 2025

Day wacking

Masturbating during work hours (8am - 6pm)

In my bed I does but only at night , definitely no day wacking

by Beanz505 September 8, 2025

nigel wanking

to grip your hand around another man's penis and pull up and down to cause an ejaculation

nigel wanking a homo

by mrs tosser October 5, 2025

Jack Watkingooner

The act of accidentally jerking your meat with cement and your hand gets hardened to your dick.

My brother put cement in my bottle of lube and I did a Jack Watkingooner.

by George Corn October 19, 2025

Whilly Wacking

The act of smacking yo dick-ey doo so hard that it rapidly spin in circles like a helicopter spinny thing that I cant spell for the life of me.

Whilly Wacking is pulling down your pants, smack your ding dong a couple of times, and watch it spin.

by SuzzyBoi_Gadzooks November 18, 2025

Chili Walkin

When one has shat themselves, and is attempting to walk to the nearest restroom, cupping their ass to keep the "chili" from spilling out.

Haha did you see that Morgan shat herself, and was chili walkin to the bathroom? So funny!

by WildWellsLegacy January 15, 2026

A Special Jamaican Waking

When a Jamaican man breaks into your house and puts his dick on your cheek, and as you awake the man busts a nut in your mouth.

Sarah told me that yesterday she got a special Jamaican Waking.

by Gaming Hams January 19, 2017