albino turd

A term referring to white trash punk rockers who pretend they're in a band but never go to practice and only jam at guitar center.

When are the Albino Turds playing?
Never

by 6Stranger6Danger6 May 2, 2016

Turd Slug

A piece of feces that sticks to the side of a toilet bowl after flushing that can resemble the look of a slug.

whoever used the toilet last was kind enough to leave a turd slug camped on the side of the bowl.

by havin' fun December 11, 2021

Invisi-turd

When you take a shit and it falls down the bend in the toilet before you flush, hiding it from sight.

Person 1-'Dude, I swear I just crapped...'
Person 2-'Musta' been an invisi-turd'

by 7cosmo1234 May 23, 2011

turd grenade

A thing that you call a person that is not cussing and is fun to say

You are a turd grenade!

by Burgerjohn April 25, 2020

turd burgler

A "Turd Burgler" is someone who acquires pooh to be used in some S&M practices, most notably the practice known as "The Huey Bar", all very secret of course but ther you go. This is the truth, it is not a homophobic slander at all.

Where the hell did you get that shit? Are you some kind of Turd Burgler?

by Huey Tank July 5, 2016

Turd Rodeo

Total shitshow.

I went to my stepdaughters talent show - total turd rodeo.

by JMoYo1 December 2, 2019

turd turkey

a rehab resistant drug addict.

Don't turn your back on that (turd turkey).

by Dr.Argues July 3, 2010