beef crack

A women whose bulging stomache protrudes farther than her sand bags

"Did you see that beef crack? she looks like a rain drop" said brian. "Yea her tits are wayyy smaller than her gut!" ben said

by Christopherson December 10, 2006

Roast Beef

When a womens pussy is over-worked, has sex too much or pleasures herself all the time, causing her pussy lips to sag and look like roast beef. Kinda looks like beef u would get in a quiznos sub.

Damn, your moms pussy is so saggy, it looks like roast beef.

by Hardcore Fob February 15, 2007

Beef Jerky

Something you say when a really fat bitch walks by.

by Jamie&Ashley February 11, 2003

buff beef

performing oral sex on a penis

She buff beef today.

by tjlee1 January 2, 2007

beef nips

huge nasty nipples, that are bumpy, much like beef curtains.

dayummm, that shawtyyy got sum beef nips

by mellllllly March 14, 2009

beef cupcake

a woman with a very loose pus.

man id like to eat that beef cupcake

by Kenny Sellers July 5, 2008

chipped beef

the choppy skin that some vaginas have, that hangs down from the lips

I broke up with Joan cause she had so much chipped beef i could feed the neighborhood

by gary coleman for office September 1, 2003