A handsome, tall, strong, muscular and good looking guy. Sweet as hell when you get to know him and will care for you. He will never let go of you and hearing your words will brighten his day. He has a big dick, packin about 7+ inches.
Girl 1: Do you see that guy over there? Look at how cute he is
Girl 2: He is so handsome i know, his girlfriend must be so lucky.
Girl 3: He kind of looks like an Evan, he is very handsome.
Girl 2: He is so handsome i know, his girlfriend must be so lucky.
Girl 3: He kind of looks like an Evan, he is very handsome.
by S_istheloml March 30, 2024
Get the Evan mug.A guy who likes to think he is control of things especially when he likes someone. He tends to be possessive and jealous over what he believe is his girl.
He does not know how to control his anger or mood swings because he often upset with something going wrong in his life and it usually involves a female.
He does not know how to control his anger or mood swings because he often upset with something going wrong in his life and it usually involves a female.
Don't worry about him, he is just Evan. He is harmless for the most part. Just be careful what you may do, you could regret it later on possible or not.
by the apparent Evan's love September 24, 2025
Get the Evan mug.When you eat out someone typically of the same sex and gently bite the dingleberrys off one by one and spit it into a bowl of ice cream until you have enough as desired and you proceed to share the ice cream with chocolate dingleberrys
Evan decided to eat the ass flakes off Ryan’s ass and spit them into a milkshake and poured it all over Ryan’s chode then proceeded to top him off making it a sloppy Evan
by Al Horford November 17, 2025
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by pookieevan November 30, 2025
Get the pookie evan mug.Jeez this guy cannot dougie. He tries though but his foot wart limits him (allegedly). Gives good nicknames though.
by BigAus December 12, 2025
Get the Evan mug.Evan is a ery humble person who is awesome at pool table because he always shoots his shot and never misses
My friend's an Evan
by Milf attractor June 21, 2021
Get the Evan mug.Evan is a dude who is a super movie nerd and has a huge passion for something and he tells people all about it. He is a great guy and if you have Evan as a friend he will always make you laugh
Josh: "Yo Evan, D.C sucks"
Evan: "Hey, they hit the top grossing movie with Avengers Endgame for Avatar taking over again after a year"
Evan: "Hey, they hit the top grossing movie with Avengers Endgame for Avatar taking over again after a year"
by anonymous June 21, 2021
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