bed wine

(noun) the final glass of wine for the evening that you enjoy alone, usually in bed.
It's been a day so I am just going to enjoy this bed wine and pass out.
by reel tlk July 21, 2022
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Bed Boogie

The engaging in sexual intercourse beneath the sheets. Bonus points if you’re playing disco while it happens!!
by TheHorrificDr.Belle August 03, 2023
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Hork a fatty and go to bed

To snort a large line of cocaine and then immediately lay down and go to sleep. Usually used in jest.
by BarryCat June 03, 2024
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Nick and a dog in a bed

Nick is a MASSIVE RAGING HOMO who bangs dogs on the down low
Eeh err eeh err nick and a dog in a bed banging all day long
by FortniteEpic0082583 February 28, 2019
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emmas bed

when mason fingers jenna while GK is hooking up with 2 shorties named katie and Hanna
Mason wtf man get you fingers out of her this is emmas bed
by emmajudd April 11, 2021
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Bed Trashing

1. When you go to a random mattress store, and than sleep/lay/nap on one of their beds.

2.Eating and drinking on somebodies bed, and not even caring if you spill something or not.

3.Bouncing up and down on somebodies bed, ruing it.
1. When me and Tom went to the Mattress Depo, we had fun bed trashing it.

2. Kris is a total pig. He bed trashed my bed last night, and when I was going to sleep, chips was everywhere.

3. Kasey was totally bed trashing Mattress Depo, and she didn't even care.
by epicwafflerave September 02, 2012
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bed-fixing embrace

A tender wordless arms-around dat you perform wif yer sweetie during a shared slumber-period when you realize dat da blankets are in disarray; what ya do is to softly cradle her in yer arms, super-gently draw her upwards or sideways off of da bed and silently clasp her in a standing position for a long moment (slow-'n'-gentle shoulder-blade-scrunchies and quietly-affectionate lips-to-lips smooches optional, but often helpful in making said snooze-interruption even less distressing for her), then slowly-and-dreamily release her as you gradually step back a pace, and then immediately set about straightening up da blankets and pillows so dat she can see right away why you performed said unusual/unexpected bodily-maneuvers wif her.
Always employing a bed-fixing embrace will ensure dat your nap-sharing snuggle-bunny will never significantly mind having her sleepy-time occasionally disturbed, since it will mostly take da shock or "sting" outta said interruptions, plus of course it will have two hugely-welcome additional perks --- extra SNUGGLEZ, and being able to crawl back into a neat-'n'-comfy bed, and thus she can doze off in yer arms again in freshly-smoothed-blankets-and-tidied-pillows comfort.
by QuacksO January 29, 2025
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