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swedish card swipe

the swedish card swipe is when an individual runs their tongue from the beginning of a persons buttcrack all the way from the back to the front and then right along the seam of the nutsack
oh yeah chupapi gimme that swedish card swipe
by Mustela February 6, 2023
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Green Card

Used on ex-gf's,
Gives mates the permission to sleep with your ex, under the condition that after he or just before she is about to Cum. You look her straight in the eyes and say " (insert name) says hi." Get dressed and leave
From this day forward (insert name) has a green card.
by Thefrenchstud March 7, 2017
mugGet the Green Cardmug.

Credit-Card-Manoeuvre

When someone slots their bobular organ between the cheeks, (rectal) of another sexual friend, with the goal to make Bumhole-nipple contact (a BPN procedure), which causes immediate Cumplosion.
Woah, the fuck? Did you just Credit-Card-Manoeuvre me. Get your boobies out of my bum hole. Greg just did the credit card manouveure on Cindy Bigtits.
by Pajinus June 20, 2024
mugGet the Credit-Card-Manoeuvremug.

cat card

Someone's contact info for a booty call
by Nawwal June 7, 2017
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Telda Card

A credit/debit card offered by the company Telda when you create one for yourself.
I'll just order it with my Telda card.
It requires a Telda card.
by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 January 22, 2025
mugGet the Telda Cardmug.
They’re all put into the scenario of when you’ve just finished a therapy session and your card declines so you can’t pay for it so the therapist tries to undo everything you worked on in therapy by bringing the thing out that gave you all the trauma. Naming things that gave you severe trauma.
when your card declines at therapy so they bring out that one best friend you had as a teenager who you fell out with for literally no reason.
by Homiegrrr February 13, 2024
mugGet the when your card declines at therapy so theymug.

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