whale spooch

A large amount semen ejaculated on a woman's face.

Man last night my girlfriend let me whale spooch her face.

by z-cok masta December 14, 2010

Sperm Whale

When you are masturbating and you ejaculate and it goes out your sun roof and into another car.

Yo bro did you see that accident on the highway

Yeah it was caused by a sperm whale

by BumpyPeePeeMan December 4, 2020

midas whale

Slang for “Might as well.” It’s that simple.

Grant: “Should we grab a beer before this flight?”

Critter: “Midas Whale!”

by Samonthedictionary March 10, 2023

Whale Cum

Whale CUM= YUMMY

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by WHALE CUM FART May 10, 2023

Whale

Your mother

"Your mother is a whale"

by Callan Marnell February 10, 2021

Bro Whale

Either of the two men involved in a "Devil's Three-way".

"Dude, that girl over there said she would only go home with me if I brought a friend. Will you be my Bro Whale?"

by theFool_wa March 12, 2015

Fat fucking whale

You rock the greasy hair babe🤤you’re slighty over weight but dont even worry about it

They dont call you coral for nothing your a fat fucking whale xx

by 123hiv September 3, 2018