Hipster shower

Hipster shower

I got so sick last night I gave myself a hipster shower.

I had to throw up and shit at the same time and I couldn’t get my skinny jeans down fast enough so I shit my diarrhea io my back.

by WakandaMSP May 21, 2018

Hockey Shower

Packing a lip of Grizzly.Skoal or tobacco of your choice, and showering with multiple hockey players.

Are you taking a hockey shower tonight?
Yes, I have my tin right here.

by Shock Doctor June 5, 2011

shitting the shower

Having sex on the down low . Friends with benefits. Hooking up.

Nah man, we ain’t dating. We just shitting the shower.

by Onthedownlow May 9, 2019

gravy shower

The act of scooping 5 ladles of gravy onto an individual's hair in order to maximize flow-volume

Bro 1: Dude-man, how did you get your flow to thick and shiny?
Bro 2: Come on dawger, I clearly took a gravy shower!

by Herb-scout April 28, 2014

Pooped In The Shower

To do something so stupid, crazy and nonsensical, that normal people can't even understand what you were possibly thinking or how you could have done that.

Andy: Dude, I can't understand what you were thinking. Why would you set fire to your own porch?

Zach: Yeah, what was I thinking? I totally Pooped In the Shower on that one.

by Buffman6236 December 31, 2011

bean shower

Opposite of Golden Shower. A shower that is brown and from the anus.

Did you hear? Nick got a bean shower from Neela!

by Sluggymcslugface May 31, 2016

Lazy showers

Lazy showers : lazy students who don't study.

Ms.alymer:" You lazy showers ,take out your books."
Students:"laugh"

by Jack dake December 1, 2017