Nipple mustache delight

when a man with giant nipples and a woman with a mustache fuck in such a fashion that the man's nipples open up into giant vaginas and the woman has giant dicks instead of nipples, and they fuck while she gently massages her mustache.

"Yeah i was at curtis' house the other night and he tried to make me watch a movie that he and his girl friend made. it was called Nipple mustache delight. that sick fuck."

by Belkis deyanira November 6, 2007

Purple Nipple Clamps

Clamps, preferably purple, that attach to female, male, or feline nipples. Preferably purple, these delightful toys can cause aforementioned nipples to turn a similar shade of purple in color.

BC got disgruntled when she couldn't remove her purple nipple clamps in time for dinner.

by Ishlet August 25, 2008

ear nipple rape

its something that makes your ears die

kill me now my ear nipple rape

by yuhbegavthhreaiht October 23, 2018

Beer Flavoured Nipples

A woman who somehow attracts tons of men.

"Damn, she's in her 6th relationship?"
"Yeah, I know it's crazy. She has some beer flavoured nipples or sumthin'..."

by kornymf June 28, 2023

nipple dee jo

1. (N) Nipple of Dee Jo. Big, but very little at times, making the nipples multiply into 4-10 small nipples. 2. (N) Disease from Dee Jo in which nipples can be shockingly big, and may multiply into 4-10 nipples.

1. "Hey, Dee Jo, what's up with your nipples?"

"I got Nipple Dee Jo. Nipple me."

2. "Dude, I heard you got Nipple Dee Jo disease."

"Yeah, I have 8 nipples right now. Wanna see?"

by Caca PooPoo PeePee Shart December 4, 2013

Nipple in a tree stand

A nipple that gets caught on a tree branch when jumping out of a tree stand

“Your a nipple in a tree stand “

by Your a May 31, 2018

twing my nipples

to flick or tap a males nipple(s) whilst having sex

OH YEAH, BABY! TWING MY NIPPLES!

by Anul Succ September 17, 2017