Ascension Middle and Elementary School is a school full of bullshit. BULLSHIT I TELL YOU! it costs 6 thousand dollars a year to go there, and you STILL have to pay for lunch while George Washington’s corpse (the gym teacher) rambles on about how she shared one ball with her 72 brothers and sisters. The teachers are homophobes and one divorced her husband because he was bisexual. They will see you with some black dyed hair and will lecture you until the stupid kid named fucking xyleigh will crack a rotten egg on your head and tear out a patch of your hair. The Ursuline sisters are shit. The last one we had was in 1987. Also the fact that for SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS A YEAR, you still won’t be accommodated for being non religious. No Nancy Figglehorn the lunch lady, I don’t want to be in a church when I am Jewish. Just this year, they bought smartboards in place of all the perfectly fine whiteboards. The music teacher is annoying and one of them even locked a kid in a classroom for detention. they also would never give free lunch, even if a kid didn’t show up. It’s bad until you realize they were saving that kid. The spaghetti was crunchy on the outside, and WHO TOLD THEM CHEAP DEEP DISH WAS GOOD? it tastes, looks, and smells like a pile of shit. They didn’t even have effort to cook the mini waffles we sometimes got. The best thing they had was pizza sticks, just sticks with cheese inside. The janitors are the nicest people there.
Guy A: “My school really sucks. They make us eat oatmeal!”
Guy B: “Ascension Middle School is so much worse, they make us eat raw cranberries.”
Guy B: “Ascension Middle School is so much worse, they make us eat raw cranberries.”
by Ascension Is Homophobic July 28, 2022
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Get the Liberty Middle School mug.Chatham Middle School. There is no words to describe how dirty, and unpleasant this school is. The girls, think of there selfs as hot girls that can get any man they can. They wear crop tops that show too much skin, and jean skirts that cover up pretty much, nothinthinkg. Everyone might as well just be naked, because of all of the rips in there jeans. The boys, that hanging out with girls, is all they have in life. the school, the teachers, everything all together, i would rate it 1- 10 a 1. The teachers have anger issues on students and need to contain that anger. Every Friday they go to a store CVS, which is apart of a strip mall, across from the middle school. The students are there from 3:30 to 4:30, screaming running through stores like dogs. Chatham Middle School should be shut down immediately before further damage is made.
by Chatham Middle School June 9, 2019
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A.) Yo you been to O'banion middle school? they some dangerous ass kids
B.) More dangerous than Dallas schools and Lyles?
A.) Not Lyles but Dallas schools hell yeah.
B.) What they got there?
A.) Bloods run the school but its mostly Crips.
B.) More dangerous than Dallas schools and Lyles?
A.) Not Lyles but Dallas schools hell yeah.
B.) What they got there?
A.) Bloods run the school but its mostly Crips.
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