Golden Fruit Smash

The action of kicking someone in the balls while he is pissing.

Jayden got a golden fruit smash at the party last night for pissing on a couch.

by DissentOfMan July 19, 2011

No Fruit

To refuse something in an autistic fashion, even when it's for the benefit of the no fruiter.

Phil: "You should try Mangoes, they taste great."

Coxy: "No fruit."
Phil: "At least come on this holiday with us, we will pay for your flights, you'll enjoy yourself."

Coxy: "No fruit."

Phil: "But, why? You need a holiday."

Coxy: "NO FRUIT!"

by AggressiveKoala November 26, 2020

Logan Fruit

A man holding the name Logan fruit or any berry is a boy kisser and always will be unless his name is legally changed

Person 1:Did you hear about Logan's last name?
Person 2: yeah I heard it's Logan Fruit and now he's the school boy kisser

by AntiLgbtCalgary June 18, 2023

Crotch fruit

Children born by natural child birth.

I’ll be over, just need to find a sitter for the crotch fruit.

by Samboniez May 30, 2020

Fruit Rollup

During humid weather, a man's scrotum sticks to the inside of his upper thigh causing unpleasant restriction, resulting in a need to lift the leg outward to mimic the action of peeling off a fruit rollup. Thus making a noise indicative of said peeling.

It was so hot outside he had to perform a Fruit Rollup - schluuurp!

by Ms. Pinky December 13, 2008

Fruit-colored

A way used to describe something or someone with flashy colors that makes one look queer or gay.
A colorful yet fruity style.

-Hey, no-one cares here for them Fruit-colored ninja.
-Excuse me? What fruit is black??
-Uh, blackberries?
-Shut it Jay!

"Lego Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu S7 E1 18:10"

by The wrong cheese April 10, 2022

Fruit Wagon

Used as a slur for someone who has 3+ dominant ethnicities

Bro, your dad is German and your mom is Italian and Japanese, your a fruit wagon

by Suspicious_smalls February 9, 2021