Someone who goes totally crazy with joy when they see a dog. Any dog. Anywhere. Anytime.
This type of person points and smiles with delight when driving past a dog, and shouts "Aaaaaah, look how cute he is with his little tail and funny looking eyes!!". Often endangering themselves and other road users.
A crazy dog person also grins from ear to ear when their dog does a solid poop, cocks their leg or squats on every bush they see, and when they chase the neighbours cat from the yard while barking like a maniac.
A crazy dog person will relentlessly shower their dog in hugs (even though this can be annoying for their dog) and endless belly rubs. They also never hesitate to wipe their dogs poop-caked butt.
Crazy dog people can't walk past a dog park without running into the park and patting every dog they see. Even ugly A/F dogs.
This type of person points and smiles with delight when driving past a dog, and shouts "Aaaaaah, look how cute he is with his little tail and funny looking eyes!!". Often endangering themselves and other road users.
A crazy dog person also grins from ear to ear when their dog does a solid poop, cocks their leg or squats on every bush they see, and when they chase the neighbours cat from the yard while barking like a maniac.
A crazy dog person will relentlessly shower their dog in hugs (even though this can be annoying for their dog) and endless belly rubs. They also never hesitate to wipe their dogs poop-caked butt.
Crazy dog people can't walk past a dog park without running into the park and patting every dog they see. Even ugly A/F dogs.
Jane: "Uh meh gawd. I love that dog. His jacket is dapper. I'd hug that dog all day long!!"
Jack: "Jane, you're such a crazy dog person. You're nuts babe!"
Jane: "Totes! I fucking love dogs!"
Jack: "Jane, you're such a crazy dog person. You're nuts babe!"
Jane: "Totes! I fucking love dogs!"
by L.L. Drool J May 29, 2019
A sexual act in which 6 chickens, Michael, and Lindsay (as a bird) gather in a bed and make sweet, sweet eggs.
by cjfrey96 December 13, 2014
by maybenot September 05, 2003
what men say to others when asked why they is no longer in a relationship. the man knows she broke up with him. But in a attempt to keep his pride intact he says. "turns out she's crazy"
other guy: Hey bro your face book says your single. what happened?
Guy: we broke up, Turns out she's Crazy
Guy: we broke up, Turns out she's Crazy
by Dizquier91 March 04, 2011
by Bing Bing Bitchng Bing Bitch August 26, 2020
A phrase with an ambigious meaning but often taken in a negative context. Can be applied in many situations. Can be interpreted as extremely insane, odd, peculiar, bizarre, very angry, or zany.
by wasabiroot March 16, 2007
wow man I am never going to that whore house again. A crazy mad beaver bitch tried to gnaw off my willie.
by Lionel Matson February 21, 2008