Using one’s own sock or socks to wash and wipe the asshole after dropping a horrifically mud butt style shit or accidentally shitting oneself and there is no toilet paper or other tissue.
A Texas wet wipe is used out of absolute necessity and desperation.
The sock or socks are removed and are made thoroughly wet and moist in the sink (if available) and the ass is cleansed accordingly. The socks must always be disposed of or better yet, just left behind on the floor. Never flushed.
A Texas wet wipe is used out of absolute necessity and desperation.
The sock or socks are removed and are made thoroughly wet and moist in the sink (if available) and the ass is cleansed accordingly. The socks must always be disposed of or better yet, just left behind on the floor. Never flushed.
After spending the entire day drinking beer and eating hot wings, I headed home. After about a mile, I felt the gut bubblies. Hoping to release some pressure, I unloaded what I thought was a massive fart but ended up shitting my pants. I spotted a gas station on the corner and quickly headed to the shitter. I waddled to the door praying the steamy, oozing, wet lump would not slide any further down my leg. I made it to the stall only to find there was no toilet paper or paper towels. I slipped off both socks knowing a Texas wet wipe was my only alternative. I moistened them in the sink and then I slid the cold, wet socks up and down my ass crack like dental floss cleaning what had to look like the field at a tractor pull and a rooster’s tail when it came out. I got it as clean as I could get it and at least enough to not itch too much before I got home, I tossed my socks in the corner and slipped my boots back on and headed on my way.
by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020
Get the Texas Wet Wipemug. An extremely risky and daring sexual maneuver in which a guy enters their partner's ass ("cake") on horseback while simotaneously attempting to lasso a steer. There is continuous debate on whether a successful lassoing of the steer needs to take place to be considered a true Texas Cake House. Some consider a failure to lasso as a completely different meneouver called the "Oklahoma Cake House."
Person 1 (in an aside to his friend while at a local pancake house): Hey bro how was your visit to Dalls last week?
Person 2: Fuckin weird. This chick I hooked up with asked me to perform a Texas Cake House on her. I obliged not knowing what it was. Next thing I know I'm in a fenced in dirt pen trying to throw a rope around a cow. Wild.
Person 2: Fuckin weird. This chick I hooked up with asked me to perform a Texas Cake House on her. I obliged not knowing what it was. Next thing I know I'm in a fenced in dirt pen trying to throw a rope around a cow. Wild.
by DirtNasty69 July 31, 2017
Get the Texas Cake Housemug. A parapdilliac sexual act in which a partner places their nose into a person's vaginal introitus to which they then blow their nose into the canal.
Her glistening vulva trembled in anticipation of his throbbing nostrils which ripe for a Texas Nose Flute.
by browndoctor May 14, 2015
Get the Texas Nose Flutemug. Texas State Roleplay (TXRP) is a standout Roblox roleplay server, centered on "Emergency Response Liberty County" (ERLC). What distinguishes TXRP is its exclusive use of voice chat (VC), creating an unmatched immersive environment.
In TXRP, participants assume roles like law enforcement, firefighters, medics, and civilians, engaging in lifelike scenarios. VC fosters realism and coordination, requiring effective communication for emergency responses, quick decisions, and duty execution.
ERLC serves as the backdrop for TXRP's dynamic narratives. Players collaboratively craft gripping stories within emergency and community contexts, from high-speed pursuits to daring rescues. TXRP hones problem-solving and teamwork.
TXRP's VC-only approach enriches the experience and nurtures camaraderie. It prompts character development, genuine expression, and lasting friendships, making it unique in valuing immersive voice communication.
The TXRP community is inclusive, welcoming players of all backgrounds and skill levels. It offers a unique platform for Roblox users to enjoy immersive roleplay, learn emergency response procedures, and foster meaningful connections.
In summary, Texas State Roleplay in Emergency Response Liberty County is a Roblox-based VC-exclusive roleplay server that offers an exceptional immersive experience, combining creativity, teamwork, and realism. TXRP delivers an unforgettable experience for learning, growth, and virtual emergency response camaraderie.
In TXRP, participants assume roles like law enforcement, firefighters, medics, and civilians, engaging in lifelike scenarios. VC fosters realism and coordination, requiring effective communication for emergency responses, quick decisions, and duty execution.
ERLC serves as the backdrop for TXRP's dynamic narratives. Players collaboratively craft gripping stories within emergency and community contexts, from high-speed pursuits to daring rescues. TXRP hones problem-solving and teamwork.
TXRP's VC-only approach enriches the experience and nurtures camaraderie. It prompts character development, genuine expression, and lasting friendships, making it unique in valuing immersive voice communication.
The TXRP community is inclusive, welcoming players of all backgrounds and skill levels. It offers a unique platform for Roblox users to enjoy immersive roleplay, learn emergency response procedures, and foster meaningful connections.
In summary, Texas State Roleplay in Emergency Response Liberty County is a Roblox-based VC-exclusive roleplay server that offers an exceptional immersive experience, combining creativity, teamwork, and realism. TXRP delivers an unforgettable experience for learning, growth, and virtual emergency response camaraderie.
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Player 1: It really is! You and I should play is
Player 2: Yes I have! I was told it was the best roleplay server in Emergency Response Liberty County!
Player 1: It really is! You and I should play is
by TheFuckingTruthDumbass September 27, 2023
Get the Texas State Roleplaymug. You put barbecue sauce on your penis and proceed to give her anal until you cum. Then make the girl suck it all off until she’s full
by Big baddy August 5, 2019
Get the Texas anal massacremug. A variation of the full-nelson wherein enough pressure is placed on the back of the captive person's head so that they are bent over at the waist and then violently dry humped.
by User202 January 11, 2017
Get the texas full nelsonmug. by a_damn_zoo July 27, 2018
Get the Texas tie dyemug.