turd bog

someone who smells of poo. Not nice to be around and very annoying and always trying to be involved in conversations.

Ernest Odeh is such a turd bog!!!

by NightFlyer66 October 2, 2017

Refried Turd

After removing the RPC from the turd, one would refry ones turd and serve it on a plate for dinner.

That refried turd was absolutely delicious!!!

by DabombBiaaaach June 1, 2023

Turd burglar

A thief that prowls the night looking for its next victims turd to take home to his or her fellow loved turglars, they do not care if it is a man, woman, child or armadillo their turd will be taken.

The turd burglar has struck again

by Turglar December 6, 2020

Turd Rodeo

Total shitshow.

I went to my stepdaughters talent show - total turd rodeo.

by JMoYo1 December 2, 2019

streak a turd

When your cat or dog attempts to dislodge a dingleberry by dragging their starfish butthole across the floor.

Hey man, what's your cat doing to the floor?

He took a soft shit so the little asshole has to streak a turd.

by deadbeatwriter March 8, 2014

gold turd

A really shitty car that still runs

Victors gold turd is so shitty that he crashed it on purpose

by Thejoesenone February 3, 2017

Turd Friend

Less offensive way of saying "shitty friend"

La Senorita Gato: Gahh you're such a turd friend

by P. P. Walter November 23, 2019