Tom Blacknell

Local Hero

If you were to have a Tom Blacknell day that would mean your day was good.

by obrigadosenhor September 29, 2012

Captain Tom

When you can’t quite push out the Alabama hot pocket to your girl like an old man who fits knighted for walking

I tired to Alabama the Mrs last night but captain Tom got in the mix

by Windsor Disgruntled May 27, 2020

tom hanx

meaning a positive attitude or positive aspect to the situation.

"that shit was so tom hanx, dude"

"this shit is tom hanx, T O M - H A N X!"

by chancellorgina December 20, 2008

Tom Gorgan

A big pleb who has a 1 mm long penis and cant pleasure anyone. Thinks hes good but hes actually shit at life.

"I hate that guy he must be a Tom Gorgan"

by Memer420Blazemmeeeemmmeee July 7, 2016

The Tom Brady

When a male ejaculates into his hand, puts his semen in his mouth then kisses his son

Yo The Tom Brady is a classic, but my son hates it

by Septictank69 January 11, 2020

mmmm Tom

This phrase is a prayer given to his holy divine Tom.

Me: I see Tom “mmmm Tom”
Tom: bows in my direction
Me: *nuts*

by Gdhdjjsb October 12, 2018

Tom Kat

A gay mens theater in the heart of West Hollywood, typically a trolling ground for anal and/or oral sex between two men.

Sean went to the Tom Kat to work the glory hole for a few hours.

by Bruce Bumlicker October 20, 2008