Sean

This is the type of guy to get offended if you call him seen, his dick will be super tiny and a week after puberty it’ll be massive

Oh come on man don’t be such a silly Sean

by Mr Guy1 March 25, 2024

seanery

What you're promised on an ocean cruise, but generally it's only what you'd expect to see if you venture out on da "wavy water --- just endless expanses of brine and lots of herring gulls!

In Lewis Carrol's hilarious poem, "The Hunting of the Snark", da navigationally-clueless captain of da hunting-party used a "complete and absolute blank" map of "da sea", which was "without da least vestige of land". Just plain old "seanery" to be had out in da middle of da Atlantic, he probably figured, so why use a map dat shows anything different?

by QuacksO April 5, 2024

Sean

A little grembly grunkish little guy

“Ew its a sean!”

by #15BurgerKingFootLettuce April 7, 2024

Sean

Sean is a great guy and an amazing friend. Whether you know him as a friend or a boyfriend he raises your standards and proves that great guys do exist in the world. He's goofy, fun, nerdy (in a good way), and makes it impossible to have a boring moment with him. Having a Sean in your life makes you an extremely lucky person and you don't want to take them for granted. He may sometimes feel insecure or overthink, but you will hardly ever hear anyone have a bad thing to say about him. Everyone loves being around him as he's a very charismatic person with plenty of exciting thoughts to share, so make sure you listen and laugh along.

Person 1: Yo that guy seems cool who is that?
Person 2: That's Sean! He's the funniest guy I know

by spiderwebber13 April 13, 2024

Sean Dumuk

Hottest nigga chink in the world, but his downside is that he has a small penis

I bet that smart hot Asian is named Sean Dumuk

by drakeismypapaw April 23, 2024

sean

sean is my ex who i dated 5 times

i love sean still

by i love sean April 26, 2024

Sean's Dad

A man so fucking hot that you would immediately start cumming as soon as you hear the slightest mention of his name. His favorite position is taking backshots.

John: "You wanna know what's wet and sticky?"
Sean: "I swear to fucking God if you say my dad."
John" Yeah, it's Sean's Dad."

by Jonnieboy57 May 12, 2024