When you say something really stupid, or you are excepted to know something but you don't, a friend may exclaim that you deserve a slap for you ignorance. The phrase is usually followed by a harsh, quick, blow to the cheek. Sissy crying may follow along with a "WTF? Why'd you do that, man?"
Manda: Have you heard that new System of a Down song?
Chris: Naw, man. I don't listen to rock.
Manda: Man, that deserved a slap.
Chris: No, Manda! Please!
(Manda slaps Chris viciously)
Chris: (Cries). Damn, bloody...WTF, man?
Chris: Naw, man. I don't listen to rock.
Manda: Man, that deserved a slap.
Chris: No, Manda! Please!
(Manda slaps Chris viciously)
Chris: (Cries). Damn, bloody...WTF, man?
by sflagurl25 May 22, 2005
The act of shitting into a rubber glove (i'm talking heavy,thick,long deep cleaning rubber gloves) and then beating any living thing until they/it becomes unconcious.
"You're about to get yourself shit slapped"
"I'm bored, anyone want to go with me to shit slap small children and their mothers at the park?"
"You worthless waste of skin, i'm going to shit slap you into a coma!"
"Anyone on AIM wanna cum over and give me a real good shit slapping? I'm so wet for you"
"when the paperboy asked for a tip, i shit slapped him"
"we should totally start an underground shit slapping fight club! that'd so sooo tight dude. totally"
"the neighbors dog wouldnt stop barking last night so i went over and shit slapped it to death"
"I'm bored, anyone want to go with me to shit slap small children and their mothers at the park?"
"You worthless waste of skin, i'm going to shit slap you into a coma!"
"Anyone on AIM wanna cum over and give me a real good shit slapping? I'm so wet for you"
"when the paperboy asked for a tip, i shit slapped him"
"we should totally start an underground shit slapping fight club! that'd so sooo tight dude. totally"
"the neighbors dog wouldnt stop barking last night so i went over and shit slapped it to death"
by Anthony Stewart June 19, 2006
by Jordan Aaron Robinson December 07, 2007
1) The act of rubbbing the sweat off of your own testicals and proceeding to smack the nearest individual in the face
2) when one man randomly decides to smack a mans ballsack in the middle of Lunch
2) when one man randomly decides to smack a mans ballsack in the middle of Lunch
by Ballsack Stalin August 08, 2009
A game in which people look for cars with handicap tags . Whoever sees one first gets to pick someone in the car to slap while yelling, "Handicap SLAP!!!!"
Liz sees a handicap sticker on a car and yells, "Handicap SLAP!" while slapping Jason on the arm. He then turns to her and says, "Oh, its ON now!!'
by Lizzywiz April 22, 2010
by pkboicu January 25, 2012
by Blackmaninawhitesuit June 22, 2010