faking sick

the thing kids usually do when theyre pissed off and want some of that slack. almost every kid in the world has faked sick to school (including me (im doing that while making this right now))

kid on discord call in school: hey bro why arent u in schewl dawg
kid on discord call 2: im faking sick rn
kid on discord call in school: bru ur lucky af😭😭 my parents never believe me

by I like penguinssss January 10, 2024

Sick

Zohaib

I am so sick

by Zedbizzle January 14, 2024

sick joke

Jimmy Mcgill getting to be a lawyer

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Jimmy! He *defecated* through a *sunroof*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I *thinking*? He'll never change. He'll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! "But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious *Jimmy*!" Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!

by YK Woozie January 21, 2024

bus sickness

When you get sick on the bus -_-

Is bus sickness a thing?

by BrownDevil994 February 8, 2024

Kansas Sickness

A sickness that leaves the person confused and disoriented after visiting Kansas or even thinking about going to Kansas.

“I have been thinking about going to Kansas for a while, but for some reason, I can’t remember why. Wait, why am I in the grocery store again?”

“Goddammit Paul, you got the fucking Kansas Sickness, get tf away from me you sick bastard.”

by WaltonT October 14, 2023

Sick fire nasty

To be insanely amazing and awesome

“Yo bro have you seen that new movie” “ yeah bro that shits sick fire nasty “

by Stinkpoo115 October 30, 2023

Sick Bitch

A term to describe something that is upsetting, exciting, annoying, or basically any other descriptive word.

Also can be shorted to the letters "SB" for same effect.

"My grandpa was put on hospice this morning, talk about Sick bitch"
"I got called into work two hours early, Sick bitch."
"I just went shopping and bought the new Michael Kors purse, Sick bitch."

by FreebiePreebie November 15, 2023