chinese boys who confess their love to you... and then tear your heart apart by turning into an absolute bipolar godzilla.
by ihatewhiteboyz19 December 4, 2010
Get the rice kernalmug. A game similar to beer pong. Rice pong is a game that involves rice, red solo cups and ping pong balls. Players attempt to throw a ping pong ball across a table to their opponents half filled cups of rice. Players are required to drink or eat the rice from any of their cups into which the opponent throws a ball. The loser will have to eat the remaining rice. Commonly played by Asians at Asian family gatherings. Rice ping typically does not get you drunk like beer pong does.
Exactly like beer pong but with rice.
Asian #1: Do you want to plan some beer pong?
Asian #2: No I don't drink. What about rice pong?
Asian #1: Rice pong. Heck yeah I'll kick your butt!
Asian #1: Do you want to plan some beer pong?
Asian #2: No I don't drink. What about rice pong?
Asian #1: Rice pong. Heck yeah I'll kick your butt!
by Asianricepong November 7, 2012
Get the Rice pongmug. a cult based around how sacifice sounds like Sac-of-rice, its just as the name suggests they sacifice one of ther members every year at random and force them to kill themselfs with a bag of rice by prisoning them and giving them a bag of rice, they center around a god that is letalerly a sac of rice with a simley face in marker.
by IS THAT REAL February 4, 2021
Get the Sac of ricemug. by Crazy boy 100 November 26, 2016
Get the harlem rice paddymug. by Trainssoundfunny June 11, 2022
Get the Bag of Ricemug. If you break something, put rice on it for an Asian man to fix it. If you need to kill a spider or sort of, put rice on it for an Asian man to kill it. Rice solves everything.
someone: dude I’m so confused on this math question
you: put rice on it and wait for 5 minutes
5 mins later...
*asian man appears*
asian: Ching Chong, dis math question is solved, kapow!
someone: wow, I need this godly Asian tool to solve the world’s problem
you: sure do
you: put rice on it and wait for 5 minutes
5 mins later...
*asian man appears*
asian: Ching Chong, dis math question is solved, kapow!
someone: wow, I need this godly Asian tool to solve the world’s problem
you: sure do
by a dude named steve January 31, 2020
Get the ricemug. A circular cake made out of hardened rice that preschool teachers shove down your throat. They expect it to make ypu healthy.
by Rear_End_Eater November 10, 2020
Get the Rice Cakemug.