real ass cracker

White person that keeps it real.

I'm a "real ass cracker"

by Colt February 15, 2003

real sex doll

Real sex doll, is human, and female, wants anything, do whatever to her, there is no limit in her choice, she wants to be used.

"Dude, last weekend I hooked up with a real sex doll, I was able to do anything, nsa, no fbw, just used her, that's she wanted."

by secret907chick February 11, 2014

Real Piece of Work

Someone who has personality traits that makes them unique in thier own special way.

Kelly Hannah is a real piece of work.

by Trey Kitchens December 30, 2005

real like madrid

being real, or in other words amazing, good, or great at something. Refers to the soccer team real madrid who is arguably the best soccer team and the most popular.
people refer to the soccer team as being "real"...hence the phrase real like madrid

guy 1: yo I played alot of soccer over the summer
guy 2: i bet you still suck though
guy 1: nah bro im real like madrid now

by chocolate fever September 23, 2011

The Real Donkey Kong

When your are having sex with your partner and you put a banana in their ass and feed them peanuts.

My girl is a freak and loves it when I give her the Real Donkey Kong.

by mark twains hardballz August 22, 2009

mungus (the real shit)

when you dig up a dead woman and punch her in the stomach; the stuff that comes out of her poon is mungus.

Hey dude, I just ate some mungus

Yo dude, this dip looks like rotting mungus.

Man, sometimes I want to swim in a pool of mungus

by gurdon May 18, 2005

Dylan Reale Treez

A local Irish urban legend. Said tone a mythical creature who smokes copious amounts of treez. Very little is known about Treez, however it is said to be a cross between the banshee, the boogieman and Bob Marley.

Some sensed Dylan Reale Treez last night. This because of the wicked stank of treez bout.

by yurthunter November 29, 2018