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So we all know that Ryan is one of the nicest and most charming person out there. However he does have a few flaws. Ryan’s the kinda person who would study paleontology and never shut up about it. All he talks about is fossils and dinosaurs. He might be slightly insane but at least he hates archeologists.
by The fossil fanatic February 25, 2022
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A person who rages easily and simps for girls
by 69_69drui February 28, 2022
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color blind (specifically red green)
ryan starts slowing down the car
passenger: “ryan the light is green”

ryan: “i know i was just slowing down because i took that curve too quickly”

ryan didn’t know the light was green.
by georgeharrison’swife February 28, 2022
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Makes me hard with his 12 inch toe nail. likes feet more than I like women and loves to give his mother foot massages.
"Is that ryan?"
"yes I heard he like to give his mother foot massages and suck his grandads toes"
by big-cock-5367478589 March 4, 2022
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Ryan you’re Ryan and you know what that’s perfect
Hey that’s Ryan

Hi I’m Ryan

Tells us about you

… I-I’m Ryan
by Ryanimryan March 8, 2022
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i'm A Ryan
by ThatBoi536 March 10, 2022
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The most annoying person on the planet. He always thinks he's cool because he can run fast. He gets pissed just because you don't listen to him. Everybody follows the son of a bitch around. He doesn't really know that deep down everybody hates him. But you want to keep it like that so you don't tell him.
Someone: Oh I hate that kid
Someone: Ikr he's such a Ryan
by JakeIsTheGreatest March 10, 2022
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