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Robert

A very small white man who likes kids. In fact Robert likes kids so much he makes EDP look like a Saint. He doesn't need a cup cake to meet a 12 year old. He will go for not only girls but boys too. Robert likes kids so much he doesn't discriminate. He's also pale and gay
Yo don't be Robert she's 12.
by Teeznuts February 19, 2022
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Robert Kim

Customer: I’ll take a 20 piece Robert Kim, please.

McDonald’s Employee: We serve Michael Han, is that fine?
by maltgin June 16, 2018
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Paxton Robert hostert

Paxton is a mother fucker who cracks of the walls but has a HUGE! FAT! LONG! COCK!
Have you seen paxton robert hosterts dick it's HUGE!
by Savanah hege May 28, 2022
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Robert Burnell

A great Entrepreneur and Writer he makes the world work for him
by #UNKNOWN1 November 25, 2021
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roberts pillow

When a man slides his shlong against a pillow
by mARCUS Karaasskzsa s November 2, 2014
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Robert

Robert is a male name, they are generally tall and have brown hair kept in a short style. They always try to be the comedian not knowing they are not funny at all but just an interrupting jerk.
Robert: h-
Person: NO
by Septiplier|911| September 26, 2018
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