Blue Pump-Shotgun

When she's pumping your meat so hard it turns blue.
Guy: Yo chill, you're squeezing it too hard!
Girl: It's pumping, I'm about to make it blue.
Guy: You on some Blue Pump-Shotgun shit? This ain't Fortnite, chill!
by mplougj November 24, 2023
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heath pumped, pass it along

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by plato! August 06, 2024
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Pumped like a reebok

A phrase used to describe being excited, sometimes sexually.
I am pumped like a reebok to go out with this chick tonight
by Lurch T. August 29, 2010
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Happiness pump

A person who is sexually a giver and places the satisfaction of their partner(s) above their own, in bed.
I don't really care if I cum, I'm kind of a happiness pump, what gets you off gets me off.
by Gzgorditacrunch March 10, 2022
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afgan fuel pump

The dirtiest most anal satisfying sex position ever invented. Pioneered in Gunnedah, once you've been fuel pumped you will never go back
I have her the afgan fuel pump
by Afghanyyy January 11, 2014
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Pandemic Pumps

During a pandemic, one must dip their penis into hand sanitizer in between pumps so as to not spread any contagions.
“Yo, Pat, did you hit that? ... Yeah, I’ll give her some pandemic pumps, by dipping young patty wein into hand sanitizer every stroke”
by Youngwhit March 17, 2020
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pump the brakes

stop what you are doin like swearin or cussin
wooooooah pump the brakes on the wordich
by cole maj March 21, 2024
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