by anonymous December 14, 2020
Get the Crack Knife mug.When you have an itchy ass cause you didn't wipe well in the first place. Your whole day changes cause you can't walk properly. So you need to learn to wipe better.
Man, this crack scratch is really ruining my shopping experience can we stop at the bathroom a quick second to let me clean myself.
by Itchytaint December 3, 2021
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random: "Thats such a weird ship... they must be a crack shipper."
crack shipper: "STFU YOU B***** DON'T F******* S**** ON MY OTP
crack shipper: "STFU YOU B***** DON'T F******* S**** ON MY OTP
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Get the chris crack mug.When an individual has become so enamoured by a woman by the name of Elizabeth that she inevitably becomes like the drug 'crack' to them, that they just simply cannot get enough. Partly due to her ridiculously short tongue that has the pulsating ability of a satisfyer.
I was so not into that guy but he's hooked on the Lizzie Crack and now I just can't seem to shake him off.
by Jslizzo April 6, 2022
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