Off track

When school is over and summer break has started.

Do you have school tomorrow? No im off track.

by GreenJonathan June 14, 2018

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Flex Off

When a man gives himself a prostate orgasm and ejaculation by laying on his stomach and flexing his ass muscles up against his prostate to stimulate it. This can be done when the penis is either erect or flacid, and nothing needs to go inside your rectum. It's like bottoming solo.

Luke doesn't jerk off, he flexes off. Why can't you masturbate like everybody else does, Luke? Why do you have to figure out ways to have better orgasms and keep this shit a secret, Luke? I want to flex off too. Wow I bet Luke is great in bed, he knows all kinds of secret tricks.

by IcyHot June 9, 2017

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Belt-Off

A game played in which the opponents attempt to see who can take their belt off the fastest. The one to throw their belt on the floor first is the winner.

RULES:
1. your belt must be completely on tight.

2. NO CHEATING OR HEAD STARTS. Go when "3" is said.

3. Shirts CAN be tucked in.

TIPS:
A fast way to take your belt off is a quick sliding motion, by sliding the left side of your belt to the right, the right side is loosened and is easier to slide out of a belt loop. then yanking the belt out to the right side. Then quickly throw it to the floor.

Have fun!

Guy 1 "belt-off?"
Other guys "sure!"
everyone "1...2...3!"

(everyone whips belts off and throw them on floor)

by Klopfenstein September 3, 2009

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smuff off

A highly intelligent human being that simply does not give a shit about the tasks at hand. Combination of the words "smart" and "sluff off".

Damn. Mike got a 1600 on his SATs and a 36 on his ACT. Instead of attending a top tier university like Duke or Harvard, Mike will be attending a community college 3 blocks from his house due to his 1.7 GPA. Mike's parents must be disappointed in their smuff off of a son.

by lsukev January 13, 2008

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