Motorcycle Poser

When you buy a motorcycle to look cool but never ride it. It sits outside in the rain or in the garage and collects dust.

Sina bought a motorcycle to ride with his friends, but after it arrived, everyone knew right away, that he was a motorcycle poser.

by Capt. Woodlong April 1, 2022

Motörheadache

Disambiguation:
1) A headache generated from listening to Motörhead, wether on a studio or concert
2) A Motörhead tribute band

Guy 1: Dude, I got a Motörheadache from last night
Guy 2: Same here homie

by Alternatesexual May 22, 2022

Motorola

Lenovo, but they use this name to trick people that their products are reliable.

Motorola RAZRs are crappy phones.

by Shiine-1 June 3, 2022

Motorcycle Enthusiast

an MC. Usually outlaw or angel, sometimes something worse.

them: are you a 1% biker?
1% biker: no sir I'm a motorcycle ENTHUSIAST

by x24x Jay 3750 June 20, 2022

Motorcycling

The act of going for a motorcycle ride

I went motorcycling yesterday with Vinny and Scott.

by Mpc2003 October 16, 2022

Motorcycling

The act of going for a motorcycle ride.

I went motorcycling with Vinny and Scott yesterday.

by Mpc2003 October 16, 2022

Motorcycle

The most thrill-seeking rides ever
Why I will and you should learn a motorcycle?
01. that car karen and her 5 kids use only goes 12.5km per liter
02. Motorcycles can get 30km (2.5x karen and her car) per liter
03. It helps with balancing
04. Drags a whole herd of sexy girls (BEST OF THEM ALL!!)
05. much cheaper than cars (get a decent one for $8K)
05. only reason ur mum dosnt want u to motorcycle is cuz shes a karen driving a 3 tun SUV while texting

Why drive a fucking car when you can be badass and use motorcycles.

by Knmagor October 31, 2022