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Morning

"Morning is not a time of day, it is the time when you wake up."
by lookatmylilgremlinsgo October 30, 2022
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Morning pastry

One who has an uncircumcised penis that came the night before were the cum is trapped in the foreskin and then the next morning when you peel it back You have a delicious morning pastry
by Otter91 November 20, 2022
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morning pastry

One who has an a small uncircumcised penis, and who’s ejaculate stays trapped. Ware for the next morning when peeled back has left a layer of man icing for his partner.
Sally woke to enjoy a bit of early morning meat, only to find a delicious “morning pastry” left from the night before which she had to work for previously from Otter.
by Otter91 November 20, 2022
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Morning wood

when you have an erection before 10;00, without committing to masturbation
man, this is some great morning wood
by grilledcheesecrust November 30, 2022
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Morbin wood

When you get an erection while watching Morbius
I watched Morbius yesterday and got Morbin wood.
by the bronze jade December 13, 2022
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Morning routine

The act of getting up first thing in the morning and heading straight to the spankroom to have a violent shit
Person No.1: I need to brush my teeth as I have to leave very soon!

Person No.2: I think Jake is in there having his morning routine!
by Jack Spank9049 February 4, 2023
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Moring

When you try to say good morning to a below average bowler but you get distracted trying to remember who asked, and so you misspell morning.
Good moring, congrats on your 5 spare today!
by Daddy Dwayne February 12, 2023
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