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Mexican Battery

Coca-Cola in any form, usually in can. Many Mexican households have at a minimum 72 cans at all times. The bottled non-hfcs version is prided as it actually comes FROM Mexico many times.
When in the morning, if being from any sort of latino heritage, you think a coca-cola would be an excellent addition to breakfast. This form of recharging the 'human battery' is thus, a Mexican Battery.
by mikenator.L June 16, 2010
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Mexican Potluck

A gathering wherein a group of people each bring a burrito ingredient, then everyone makes burritoes with the ingredients to eat for dinner while watching hilarious movies.
Let's head to Chris an Liz's, I hear they're having a Mexican Potluck with that new Machete movie... i've got an onion, here, take this carrot.
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Mexican Prison

When you cup a pussy in your hand without putting any fingers inside. Much like some maximum security Mexican prisons, where no guards are actually inside the prison walls, they only secure the perimeter.
Her "oh honey, not tonight, I'm on my rag."

Him "how about a mexican prison and a blowjob?"

Her "You read my mind. You are so sensitive."
by The Muff Marauder May 14, 2011
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Mexican Mudbutt

1. when one eats a delicious dish of mexican cuisine, but afterwards suffers the consequences in the form of uncontrollable, firey diarrhea.

2. when after recieving anal sex from a person of mexican heritage (or hispanic in general) one contracts an STD in their anus, resulting in a sloppy, muddy butthole.
1.
Person 1: Dude those burrittos were awesome, but i'm never eating there again.

Person 2: Why's that?

Person 1: Because i was on the toilet for the next 2 hours with a case of Mexican Mudbutt

2.
Lisa: Jenny, how'd things go with Jose last night?

Jenny: Well i let him do me in the ass, and now i think i've got a sloppy encounter with Mexican Mudbutt
by tylervaz May 17, 2006
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mexican pancake

Act/ of dancing between two fat mexican woman /having one press her back and ass against the front of your body and having the other press her gut and titts against your back while both woman hold hands
Daam man that nigga stuck gettin a mexican pancake he will never be the same again
by love me some pancakes December 13, 2009
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mexican shower

To wear way too much axe, cologne, deodorant, or all of the above because you are too busy/lazy to take a real shower.
Javier awoke from his nap realizing he had to leave in 2 minutes but smelled like shit, so he took a mexican shower.
by FONZZ April 15, 2006
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Mexican snowstorm

When a skank gets five dirty, greasy bastards to shoot their spic cream into her face. Similar to bukkake, but involves illegal immigrants covered in oil and dust.
Dude 1: "Jesus man, I just saw the worst porno!"
Dude 2: "What was it?"
Dude 1: "Mexican Snowstorm Vol. 5."
Dude 1: "Sick shit, Dawg!"
by Wizards Sleeve September 3, 2006
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