nofa king

Similar to sofa king, but with a negative connotation.

He had nofa king idea what was going to happen next.

by freaksho September 20, 2009

King Bingus

The AL Mighty Bingus King
Characteristics include immortality, Loaded Rich and has Super Strength

"All Hail The AL Mighty King Bingus"

by King Bingus October 17, 2021

Sneaker king

There are many sneaker heads and people who are interested in sneakers, but the SNEAKER KING is J-STAR

Rylee: hey J-STAR I like your shoes they look like moon boots!

J-STAR: thanks! You already know I’m THE SNEAKER KING!

by The sneaker king October 20, 2022

Lily king

Lily king is the kindest yet stupidest person you’ll ever meet. Her spirit animal is a rat, and she doesn’t know her states and capitals. If you meet a Lily king, you will likely have to wash your feet every hour because she likes having clean feet.

A Lily king made me wash my feet today.

by currently.in.pain November 7, 2020

exploding kings

Playing "Exploding Kittens" with a standard deck of cards instead of using original "Exploding Kittens" deck. Requires 2 decks for full emulation, but with 4 or less players you can use a single deck.

2-6 = pair-able cards (cards without instructions)
7 = skip
8 = see the future (1 extra "8" card is needed from 2nd deck for accurate emulation)
9 = nope
10 = shuffle the deck
Jack = attack
Queen = ask for favor
King = exploding kitten

Ace = diffuse (2 Ace cards from 2nd deck are required for more than 4 players)

Best if played by people who are familiar with "Exploding Kittens" rules.

Camper 1: Lets play "Exploding Kittens"
Camper 2: Crap, I left my deck at home. I only have regular cards
Camper 3: We can play Exploding Kings - use regular cards and use "Exploding Kittens" rules.

by Dr. Analog July 10, 2017

King Midas

When an individual urinates on their own hand before pleasuring themselves.

I wanted all gold everything so instead of getting a spray tan I gave myself a King Midas

by carlthelong December 1, 2022

King Dareth

Chadliest YouTuber on earth( no not that eight year old one) the one with 24 subs ( when I write this) who is a gigachad. Go sub to him

“Hey do u watch King Dareth?”
“No”
“There when I pre-heat the oven”

by KingDarethhimself November 8, 2022