Joshua Park

a man who enjoys eating ketchup flavoured condoms while enjoying the company of owen

where were you last night ?
i was joshua park

by josh paki January 23, 2025

Joshua M

A bum who loves to dick eat and lie. You should never trust a Joshua m due to his sneakiness and inability to get non crazy bitches. He also LOVES touching little kids and its one of his favorite hobbies besides dick eating.

(5th grader 1)"You see that Joshua M over there?"
(5th grader 2)"Yeah, we should stay away or he might try to touch us"

by TempoBh January 23, 2025

joshuad

If you accidentally delete code or miss to implement a crucial piece of code so that your whole application breaks. Typically done via changes that are committed at night time, when no one is working.

Oh damn, I joshuad my database because I pushed this commit.

by daschaa February 7, 2025

Joshua

noun — A rare type of human that looks chill on the outside but secretly carries the softest heart imaginable.

Joshua’s are some of the most kind-hearted, sincere, and honest people you’ll ever meet. They don’t hand their heart out easily — they guard it carefully — but when they finally give it to you, you basically have it for life. If a Joshua opens up to you, congratulations… you actually matter to him. A lot.

They don’t prove love with big speeches; they prove it with consistency. Loyalty shows in what they do, not just what they say.

Being around a Joshua has a weird side effect: you catch feelings faster than planned. One minute you’re emotionally numb, convinced you’re fine… the next you’re feeling something real again and it low-key terrifies you — because that’s your heart waking up after being quiet for way too long.

“I didn’t expect to fall for him that fast, but he’s a Joshua… they just do that to you.”

by Brxtt February 19, 2026

Joshua

Joshua is one of the most beautiful people you will ever meet in this world. He is super giving and kind even though he’s used to his independence. He sacrifices and does his absolute best to make you feel seen, heard, respected, appreciated, loved and healed. He will support you and constantly remind you of the goals you’ve set for yourself. He is God fearing and takes his relationship with the Lord seriously. He indeed does have the most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen. And his smile is radiant… now. He will go tit for tat. He will make you laugh until you combust. But he also will be the shoulder you’d want to cry on. He may not say it out loud or show it in his texts, but he loves very intentionally and deeply. He is so talented. Like so doggone talented. And super intelligent. He is extremely handsome but his heart is what makes you grow in love with him. He is the definition of safety in human form. If you ever find a man like him in your life and don’t love on him every chance you get, you will miss the opportunity of a lifetime.

You tammat Joshua? Oh yeah that’s a good dude.

by MieMieCakes February 23, 2026

Joshua Salim

Is 6'3 so compassionate, insightful, and radiant, with an unwaveringly kind and genuine spirit. They are perceptive and empathetic, offering unwavering support and understanding and has a middle part uwu. Their charisma is matched by their humility and integrity, making them both approachable and admirable. They possess a vibrant energy and a keen intellect, which they use to inspire and uplift those around them. With a remarkable blend of resilience and grace, they navigate life's challenges with optimism and courage, leaving a lasting, positive impact on everyone they meet. He has so much aura standing in a 100m distance leaves you concussed with all the aura he exerts. He is athletic and could dunk on robert wadlow hes that good at basketball and so intelligent he has 5x the amount of intelligence of Marilyn vos Savant. Hes benching at least 2 blackholes incline tilt hes that good. He is so amazing at valorant bros better than prime yay, aspas etc he mogs everyone in the galaxy his jawline is sharper than a blade of obsidian he has hunter eyes indian skibidi rizz the best cut and fits anyone around him look like bums, he's the best tall asian chigga the world has ever seen. Turns me on aswell icl.
He gets all the abgs with his immaculate rizz and he has a level 100 gyatt even tho im straight definitly rethink your sexuality when joshua salim exists.

Abg 4: "Holy guacomole is that Joshua Salim ..."
Abg 4: *concussed from aura*
Abg 5 (standing 101m away): omg he's so hot, she just got concussed from his aura
*Abg 5 takes a step (is now 100m)*
*Abg 5 becomes concussed aswell*
Straight guy (standing 102m away): woah he's so rizzy, lowk in love with him even tho im straight.
Straight guy: Hey josh are u single!!?
Joshua S: oi oi oi baaaakaa (alpha wolf noises)
Straight guy: *dies*
Diddy: appears (Licking lips) oh yes it joshua Salim ima gonna diddler him cause my drake is longer than 100m

by Forewarde February 13, 2025

Joshua

Some onomasticians believe the original meaning of this name is numb nuts.

Great job there, Joshua.

by BeltWielder February 16, 2025