Derek Johnson

Someone who uses conspiracy theories to profiteer from the elderly and mentally handicapped.

Did you see Kelly Brady’s new video? She’s such a Derek Johnson the way she begs for money.

by Salty Soldier June 1, 2023

magnus johnson

Very Very Asian.

Magnus Johnson cant see when he smiles

by Userr12344 June 14, 2022

Drew Johnson

Biggest douche bag of all time and looks like a man from lazy town and has small pee pee

Drew Johnson is a douche

by Neushebjaiubdbeh8282!!:: May 21, 2020

Justin Johnson

A guy who you can trust (maybe) idk you are prob friends with him on discord and if so you are LUCKY BC THAT IS A GUY THAT WILL ACT CRAZY but in the end HE IS STILL CRAZY but nice and friendly :D so ya make sure to like a guy whos justin johnson (ON DISCORD) and if he likes gumball from tawog and make sure he likses to watch netflix..

Justin Johnson - do you not have your fan on?

by The Grim Reaper.. August 28, 2022

Gavin Johnson

An annoying ass kid from Raleigh who thinks that his Instagram followers make him superior to people and gets butthurt when someone speaks of his brother. He joined the Ben group chat without permission from the bens and thought he belonged.

“I’m Gavin Johnson. I’m cool because I have Instagram followers and a tiktok account.”

“Wow. I can’t believe Gavin Johnson thought he could just join the Ben group chat and assume his amount of Instagram followers compared to being named Ben.“

“Gavin Johnson is NOT cool.”

by quanquillius December 1, 2019

top my johnson

another word to say suck my dick

top my johnson bitch

by just smoove October 24, 2020

Johnson fever

Noun - refers to the intense craving of Johnny Orlando’s penis ( Johnson ). This can affect anyone from age 12-92. So kids, parents and grandparents be sure to get your ur annual Johnson shots. it occurs most commonly with female tings, but males catch it pretty often as well. Anyone can be diagnosed with it from being in contact with johnny, or the mere sight of him.

Symptoms: constant thoughts of Johnny Orlando, weird urges to to swallow Johnson , weird thoughts about Johnson, stomach butterflies, hot flashes, betraying your friends to obtain johnson and cravings of Cheetos

How ever if you do catch Johnson fever there is no need to be alarmed, there are hundreds of cases of it a month. Unfortunately there have not been very many remedies for curing it yet. In fact som cases get worse. It’s recently been discovered that physical contact with Johnson could possibly leave you temporarily crippled after while craving johnson more. If you ever spot Johnson don’t be almarmed at it’s height of 8.5 inches , it will not harm you if you don’t get too close.

sarah has been thinking about johnny all night , she has a bad case of johnson fever

by Johnsonfeverresearchcenter November 1, 2018