Bald Eagle Johnson

Bald Eagle Johnson is a descriptive term or pejorative of a black woman who wears a hair hat instead of her real hair.

Dr. D Fraud: Hey playa whatcha doin this weekend?

Home Boy: I am about to knock the wallz off dis here Bald Eagle Johnson while her fat ass shakes on my jimmy!

by DrDFraud April 23, 2021

mikiah johnson

hse ‘23

amos: mikiah_jean

omg mikiah johnson is so cool i’m gonna follow her

by that’s what’s up April 24, 2021

Johnson launcher

To use with extreme force

I’m loading my Johnson launcher to yeet my cat across the room.

by anonymous April 25, 2021

Sara Johnson

Sara is a chill girl. Her favorite cuz is Suzie even thought she doesn’t know how to spell her name. She’s also goes by honest Abe.

Sara Johnson is a homie and a bro.

by chesterspuffyboy July 6, 2022

Johnson

Def: To tell a provable, bare faced lie.
One who is a bare faced liar.

"He's pulling a Johnson" (lying and everyone knows it)
"He's a right Johnson" (incontrovertible liar)
"You're not telling Johnsons are you?" (parent to child)

by cheryleveritt July 11, 2022

johnson

another name for the male member

she was shocked at the size of his johnson and wondered how she was going to fit all of it in her mouth

by tazee July 12, 2022

Rian Johnson

Director and writer of great films such as Knives Out. Also the subject of hatred that goes to such personal level by Star Wars fanboys (not fans, but fanboys) just because he wrote and directed The Last Jedi, which was doomed from the beginning, regardless of who made it.

Star Wars fanboy: Rian Johnson is the worst director ever! He ruined Star Wars!
Me: Really? A film series that has always been hit and miss? Also, if he’s the worst director ever, then why was Knives Out so awesome and fun?
Star Wars fanboy: Ummm… ummm… because he directed The Last Jedi

by BuffaloBillsFan2005 July 13, 2022