Job Time

A phrase to describe that later you are going to get a handjob or blowjob

I cant wait till job time later, its gonna be crazy man!

by Holy12 March 16, 2013

Shitless Job

One where you're walking around aimlessly for 12 hours being bored out of your mind; one where you don't do shit

Tim: I heard you got a summer job...

Paul: You mean a shitless job.

Tim: ???

Paul: I walked around and didn't do shit for twelve hours!

by GTFOMW July 21, 2011

Strut Job

The act of secretly fondling the naughty parts of unsuspecting strangers while strutting.

" Oh snap! That guy just gave me a strut job! "

by Strutty McStruts1 January 22, 2014

Shan-Job

When Shannon pokes her finger into Ryan's butt-crack while hugging him, sliding her finger in and out vigorously

"shannon, did you just give him a shan-job???"

by ShamrockShaker69 June 17, 2013

God Job

When someone (normally during gay sex) is given a blow job, a hand job and anal rimming all at once

Person 1: Yo, did you see that twink who just moved into our school?
Person 2: yea, we should give him a god job tonight

by Skyler’s Bf October 12, 2020

Bro job

When you give your closest friend(preferably a male) a blowjob, but not in a gay way. In order to give a bro job, you need to say, "no homo" five minutes prior the act, or five minutes after it.

Bro- I feel like a deflated balloon, man.
Me- I can blow you back up, bro!
Bro- Isn't that kinda gay?
Me- I'll say, "No homo AFTER the Bro job."

by TechnicalDiffi6 February 22, 2018

Scape Job

Getting a blow job while you play Runescape.

Kenny: Hey babe, jsu on Runescape pwning noobs. Mocha: Want a Scape Job?

by WiggaAintGotAttitude December 15, 2009