Timetable rape

What happens when a social retard (or social savant) has an uncanny knowledge on everything about your timetable and academic events. Thus, in the process violating your sense of academic privacy.
It can also extend to timetable/exams/test memory, where one would constantly remind you of the class(or tests/exams) that you will be having, thinking that for some unknown reason, you, the person whom the timetable is specifically for, would not know what class or important sac you might have. And then to complete the retardation process, they would comment on something else entirely unrelated. e.g. weather.
*not very close acquaintance* saying: "Hey, just thought it would be of a nice manner to remind you that you have an english test next. While i'm at it, let me remind you of how nice the weather is today."

Friend: "dude, that guy just totally timetable raped me."
by R U OKAY August 25, 2012
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UV Raped

When a person spends a significant amount of time in the sun and gets severely burned.
I forgot to put sunscreen lotion on last weekend before we floated down the river and got UV Raped!
by AfterHours4x4.com August 04, 2009
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Pixie Rape

~When someone throws sparkles at you as a joke
Person 1: -Dumps sparkles on Person 2-
Person 1: Surprise!
Person 2: What the f was that for?! Damn
Person 1: You've just been pixie raped. Haha. Sparkling makes you look gay... Pfft... Stupid sparkly vampire crazed fangirls...
by Ennjyxx October 15, 2009
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Doodle Rape

The act of successfully winning a competition in any aspect of life.
YOU: (after winning a competition)"you just got doodle raped"
by THE ZACK462 December 22, 2008
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Baptismal rape

The act of forcing an individual to submit to a religion and to be included as a believer without his concent.
Defining baptismal rape:
Imagine a world where Hitler won the II world war an his son(equally retarded and fascist) is talking to the pope:
Hitler's Son: Guess what I did today your holiness?
Pope:What was it my son?
H's Son:I Baptist raped Richard Dawkins
Pope: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!...son.
by Jo Mamma123 January 16, 2011
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Camera Raped

The act of one person taking many pictures of themself/ selfies on anothers camera, without them knowing about it: can vary from amounts of around 5 to as many of 30 photographs of the one person.

Usually an act commited by attention seeking, cake face, self centred tweens who want nothing more than a modelling job.
"Why do you have so many pictures of that chick on your camera?"

"Ahh, she totally camera raped me"
by dazzzzzz July 02, 2012
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link rape

A link which, when clicked, reveals content which jumps out of the web and molests your eyeballs. Oftentimes the content is obscured by DNS or other link trickery.
The classic example is goatse.cx, the shock site image of a man stretching his anus to superhuman proportions. Directly at the camera.

Typical dialogue surrounding link rape:
Friend: I advise against clicking this link.
You: ::click:: OMG, my eyes! They've lost their virginity!
Friend: I told you not to click it...

Enemy: You have to check out the hot coeds at this site: tinyurl.com/hotcoeds (this is 555 example).
You: ::click:: OMG, my eyes! ::oedipus rex::
Enemy: Mwahaha....

others:
tubgirl (www.tubgirl.ca)
lemonparty (lemonparty.org)
2 girls 1 cup (2girls1cup.nl)
by turbandic October 26, 2011
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