link rape

A link which, when clicked, reveals content which jumps out of the web and molests your eyeballs. Oftentimes the content is obscured by DNS or other link trickery.

The classic example is goatse.cx, the shock site image of a man stretching his anus to superhuman proportions. Directly at the camera.

Typical dialogue surrounding link rape:
Friend: I advise against clicking this link.
You: ::click:: OMG, my eyes! They've lost their virginity!
Friend: I told you not to click it...

Enemy: You have to check out the hot coeds at this site: tinyurl.com/hotcoeds (this is 555 example).
You: ::click:: OMG, my eyes! ::oedipus rex::
Enemy: Mwahaha....

others:
tubgirl (www.tubgirl.ca)
lemonparty (lemonparty.org)
2 girls 1 cup (2girls1cup.nl)

by turbandic October 25, 2011

Ear Rape

When you rape someone's ear, usually with a penis.

Man that guy totally stuck his cock in my ear, can you even report ear rape?

by whaahhahaha December 14, 2009

Rape Juice

The excretes left over from a rape attack.

"Man, my leather gloves are just covered in rape juice"

by nickmarioe April 5, 2010

rape party

1. An actual party with rape involved

2. a large quantity of rape

3. Something that is just so awesome that you can't explain it any other way

1. The duke rape party

2. -"did u see all those rockets hit that truck"
-"yea it was like a rape party"

3. -"hey man how was the mosh pit?
-"it was a fucking rape party in there!"

by Nofomg November 8, 2007

Day Raped

To be raped emotionally by the days events.

I was day raped today; failed the final, lost my wallet and was dumped.

by Sugarbottom July 19, 2009

car raping

When some stupid person drives really close to the back of your car, they are car raping you. A cooler term to tail-gating.

"OMG that biatch behind us is car raping me"

by Hannah G May 16, 2007

rape out

unconsensual making out.

"we are going to rape out with clawhorn"

by Deetzk April 28, 2008