morning wood wizard

Someone who enjoys getting woken up by a blow job which was initiated out of pleasant surprise caused by readyness

Something that never happens when you are single as nobody can be ppleasantly surprised by your ready erection when they wake up.

Z: Dude, i hear Ben is a morning wood wizard
O: yeah man makes sense, he's a total bonehead

by keinenechtennamen September 22, 2017

wet piece of wood

Bland; boring; monotoned; white caucaudacity ; people who are named Marie are like this.

Marie is so aggravating. Her personality is like a wet piece of wood

by Deedledeeledee October 07, 2019

Warrensberg woods witch

A woman from the north country that is cold in all the wrong places.

I tried to get the Warrensberg woods witch phone number but that cold hearted witch turned me down.

by Rockstar35 November 23, 2022

100 Acre Wood

A women or person with a large bush

Dude 1: Damn son the girl I hooked up with had a 100 acre wood.

Dude 2: Nice. Bruh! So did the guy I hooked up with last week.

by SydJJack May 24, 2015

Elle Woods moment

The moment you realize you’ll never be the person your crush wants. You realize you’re enough they’re the one lacking, and you can finally move on!

“I finally had my Elle woods moment and blocked him!”

by Qogriffin December 27, 2022

marley zion wood

Marley Zion Wood is a rather strange and unused word, spanning from Native culture from simply gudula. This word has evolved to mean the opposite of supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, as its definition is “greatly terrible”, “substantially bad”, “impossibly horrid”, or simply “👎🏿“. The Natives’ discovered this word’s previous form after being enslaved the English Settlers, which then changed (as previously mentioned) into the word we forgot existed.

“I got paint on my paints. Marley Zion Wood!”

“Just shut up, okay? Jesus... Marley Zion Wood.”

by Unanimously Unofficial March 31, 2019

john gabriel wood

The most amazing person in the universe, make him angry and you wish you didn't.

Who? John Gabriel Wood? He is such a nice man, unless he is tempered with

by The Scientific Bandit November 10, 2017