john gabriel wood

The most amazing person in the universe, make him angry and you wish you didn't.

Who? John Gabriel Wood? He is such a nice man, unless he is tempered with

by The Scientific Bandit April 20, 2018

Barking at the Wood Waffle

Masturbating, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, beating off

Sorry I'm late, I was barking at the wood waffle.

by Ed the Trell January 5, 2019

100 Acre Wood

A women or person with a large bush

Dude 1: Damn son the girl I hooked up with had a 100 acre wood.

Dude 2: Nice. Bruh! So did the guy I hooked up with last week.

by SydJJack May 25, 2015

wet piece of wood

Bland; boring; monotoned; white caucaudacity ; people who are named Marie are like this.

Marie is so aggravating. Her personality is like a wet piece of wood

by Deedledeeledee October 6, 2019

Warrensberg woods witch

A woman from the north country that is cold in all the wrong places.

I tried to get the Warrensberg woods witch phone number but that cold hearted witch turned me down.

by Rockstar35 November 23, 2022

pope shit in the woods

A phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious no.

question "Do you think that Alberto Gonzales was telling the truth about Federal wire tapping to Congress?

answer "Does the pope shit in the woods?"

by godsavethecheese August 7, 2007

Tiger Woods Status

The art of being the man and getting mad girls. (Pimp, Playa).

"He hooked up with five girls tonight, he's Tiger Woods Status"

"Yo I got three different girls blowin up my phone to hang out right now" "Damn, thats Tiger Woods Status"

by Mchrist09 January 13, 2010