Barking at the Wood Waffle

Masturbating, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, beating off

Sorry I'm late, I was barking at the wood waffle.

by Ed the Trell January 5, 2019

Exotic dookie wood

It’s is when the dookie and woods come together and form an exotic dookie wood. Also when a gay nigga stick the wood up a hairy shitty asshole

Eric: yo

Isaiah: wat
Eric: let me stick the wood up yo ass

Isaiah: bet go ahead and do it daddy
Isaiah: aaaaaaahhhhhhh (moans)
Eric: now that’s how u make a exotic dookie wood

by Exotic dookie wood September 22, 2020

The Chiseled Wood Theory

The Chiseled Wood theory claims that any object (under the right circumstances and or preferences) can become so valuable to the point that someone would kill another just to obtain it. In this case a singular wood chip. Lets give you an example, lets say that water dissolves from the planet, except for water found in wood. Thus people begin chopping down trees to acquire water from the inside of trunks. Or in a condensed form or shard. Thus a wood chip. This theory can apply to 100 percent of all objects. Even including animal and human feces and piss. Because it still stands as a source of nutrients and water. Even in small quantities. The question goes deeper into identity what is incapable of become worth a persons while. Can a pocket of nothing become worth something? In the saying " Another mans junk is another mans treasure" we can assume that everything (Including literally nothing) can become extremely valuable. We already see this theory in place all around us, air and livestock would be in high demand in space. Thus one thing that is in high abundance (for now) is air on earth. If you were in a life and death situation you would kill the person with the highest air supply. Things change value over time and over sociological preferences and needs.

The Chiseled Wood Theory: everything can have extreme value.

by The Crab people January 19, 2021

my woods long

basically saying that your dick is big

yo my WOODS LONG

by nourzi April 3, 2022

canadian wood chipper

When you're trying to do a Canadian log jam and you have diarrhea.

I was trying to give the old lady Canadian log jam. Unfortunately I had diarrhea and she got sprayed with the Canadian wood chipper

by D Haz March 19, 2017

pope shit in the woods

A phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious no.

question "Do you think that Alberto Gonzales was telling the truth about Federal wire tapping to Congress?

answer "Does the pope shit in the woods?"

by godsavethecheese August 7, 2007

Tiger Woods Status

The art of being the man and getting mad girls. (Pimp, Playa).

"He hooked up with five girls tonight, he's Tiger Woods Status"

"Yo I got three different girls blowin up my phone to hang out right now" "Damn, thats Tiger Woods Status"

by Mchrist09 January 13, 2010