one swiper

The rare occurrence of only needing one swipe of toilet paper to completely clean your arse after taking a shite.

Jim: "How did that shite go for ye?"

John: "Great, it was a one swiper"

Jim: "Can't bate them"

by rupertthebear March 13, 2014

Hon one

The state of courting or pursuing a person of the opposite sex with the the hopes of engaging in sexual activity

Did you see David over there showing off his police badge to that girl and buying her shots? He couldn't be more hon one right now.

by Jaybone69 December 19, 2014

the one-nine

Slang term for CoViD-19, especially when experienced as an illness by an individual.

Sal caught the one-nine and was out of commission for three weeks.

by BettyHumpter October 1, 2020

Be one's ATM

Be available for someone to give money

My dad is my ATM. One wants another to be one's ATM.

by birbaljha August 18, 2021

The shy one

Often the beautiful/handsome one you see in the corner of the room, thats staring at you. not to be confused with the creepy one.

Your usually attached to them

"The shy one is staring at you again"

by The lord of all lamas January 19, 2020

that one hufflepuff

that one hufflepuff is a Harry Potter gachatuber who has very original oc designs who is a simp and a bottom although they deny it, they are also a raging bisexual and enby

that one hufflepuff is a bottom

by Some bi kid May 25, 2021

One eyer

When you eat something that is too tart, and you can't help but close 1 eye.

While having a salad with dried cherries, I bit into a tart cherry and it caused me to have a one eyer.

by anonymous July 17, 2022