Hammer Nailed

Nailing something in life so hard, that you "Hammer Nailed" it. To do something so well, Jesus Christ comes down from the heavens golf clapping.

Jason's hammer nailed his joke about how Salmon waiting days to respond to the group chat, only to act like nothing ever happened.

by Pacingtons August 23, 2016

LEATHER HAMMER

A cock of extreme girth and excessive veins

Hey Patrick, did you hear about Jimmy's date last night?

Yea man, I heard he gave her the ole leather hammer!

by HeavyRail27 September 19, 2019

Johnathan Hammer

A male who happens to have the hots for female minors and abuses them

Omg did u hear what happened to Skyler! She got Johnathan Hammered

by B3th4nyTurn3R July 22, 2024

Hammer

A lesbian prosecutor

The Hammer really made a strong case

by Booty Warrior6942069 March 18, 2021

Hammer

a tool often used by carpenters to hit and remove nails

Hey Bobby, can you pass me that hammer over there? I need to attach these two pieces of wood here

by secsmaster May 8, 2022

hammer

Instrument

equipment is hammer

by baglarishav November 24, 2021

Hammered Leprechaun

The hammered leprechaun is a quadruple entendres. It is 1) a leprechaun with a strong muscular physique, 2) a leprechaun with a huge penis, 3) a leprechaun that is drunk and finally a speakeasy bar in Stonington, Connecticut named 4) The Hammered Leprechaun.

The Hammered Leprechaun is the greatest bar. Fantastic happy hour and the owner is a muscular, well endowed man who always has a beer in his hand.

by 0neHugeWang! November 24, 2024