Hobodiculous

Anything that is so ridiculous, it makes you want to quit your job in preference to the simple, efficient lifestyle of a hobo. Coined by the twitter feed #IWishIWasAHobo.

From the Twitter Feed:

My boss is #Hobodiculous. He constantly reminds me that intelligence and creativity are rarely a prerequisite for promotion.

by Marcus Arelious August 29, 2012

hoboarder

A girl who snowboards, wears a shit load of makeup, and is all around a whore. She snowboards for the D and not the sport.

"Dude, look at those hoboarders over there, they're wearing enough makeup to cover the whole fucking park."

by Hoboarder January 19, 2014

Hobosexual

Someone who enjoys sleeping with our brethen of the street

Larry: "Andrew slept with another homeless chick last night"

Me: "That blokes a straight up Hobosexual"

by The Incredable Hunk December 30, 2014

Hobogold

Anything that looks useful to a homeless person but is a piece of trash to anyone anyone else. Used primarily by middle class citizens who think they could get by just fine on the streets if they could obtain some hobogold.

I was driving on the interstate when I noticed a blue canvas tarp inside a shopping cart, I can't believe I passed up some of that hobogold!

by PocketRocket7564231 July 16, 2014

hobosexual

Worthless bum; thief

Trevor lives on a train, what a hobosexual!

by broke/as/a/joke September 13, 2014

Hobosexual

Someone who likes fucking tramps.

A person whose sexual preference for is members of the Homeless population(Tramps, Hobos). Often frequenting public bathrooms and parks. Hobosexuality is not a perversion or a disease, but merely an aspect of sexuality that has not been fully explored or defined..

by JesusIsAZombie May 4, 2015

Hoboey

Being of a hobo nature. Possessing hobo-like qualities.

"You will still have a future if you don't finish your degree, it will just be more hoboey."

by Insane Scientist May 14, 2015