Taiwanese Seizure Goon

A specific and rare gooning activity that consists of gooning to the point that any onlookers would immediately assume that the goonmaxxer is having a seizure. It can only be classified as a Taiwanese seizure goon if the gooner in question is possibly at risk of having an ambulance called for them.

If the gooner is alone and no one could see them and think they are seizing, it is not a Taiwanese seizure goon. It is just a regular seizure goon. A Taiwanese seizure goon is specific to the risk of onlookers catching you seizing and calling and ambulance

If done properly you will be carried into an ambulance while gooning and you can goon to the hot nurses

Mainly popular in Taiwan and rumoured to be invented there

Does not have to be performed in Taiwan

Yo munt-man, I hit the craziest Taiwanese seizure goon at the airport today and I gooned all the way to the hospital and gooned for my whole 1 night stay

by DonaldTrump3207 July 22, 2024

Crab Ran Goon Sauce

Crab Ran Goon Sauce - when you eat out a female after taking her out to dinner for a seafood boil and her discharge tastes like fish

“Took that bitch to the Red Lobster and she let me guzzle down her Crab Ran Goon Sauce”

by Milf Destroyer 420 August 7, 2024

Kung-Fu Goon

Kung-Fu Goon an old person who thinks the win and succeed in life fighting in chat rooms

Kung-Fu Goon is trolling people again and she’s a champion

by VileGay September 21, 2023

Saggy Jowl Goon

A goon with 4 layers of jowls on their turkey neck

that old saggy Jowl goon got huge turkey neck jowls

by VileGay September 23, 2023

kiss the homies goodnight

THIS IS NOT GAY, kissing the homies is not gay unlike two gay people kissing. It is to show the homies that we are homies so they don't think we are not homies. I fwe do not kiss the homies goodnight we wake up dead... i mean don't wake up the next morning.

imagine a guy on his way home. "AW CRAP BRO" (he forgot to kiss the homies goodnight) therefor he must now drive back all the way no matter how far away from them he is and give em a kiss (not gay)

by chainsbillyandbob4life October 25, 2023

Pre-Poon-Goon

A natural method to lasting longer during coitus, Pre-Poon-Gooning is an act of masturbation before intercourse with the intention of enlarging ones flacid member and/or having not worry about premature ejaculation.

Luke would need full canisters tonight if he wanted a son; he spent a solo session to Pre-Poon-Goon before she arrived.

by mGBm December 29, 2023

Thank You and Goodnight

A song that the pilot vas of Hazbin Hotel sang that made fans cry

Person 1: what’s your favorite song the pilot voice actors sang?
Person 2: definitely ‘Thank You and Goodnight’

by Addicted to the Poison⭐️ January 20, 2024