eat the poo poo

When gulible people just believe the bullshit that other people tell them.

Man I just sat there and watched my friend eat the poo poo his gf was feeding him. Everyone knows she's cheating on him.

by SpasticSarcastic November 8, 2019

babies eating lemons

The cutest thing ever

I like babies eating lemons

by Mozambique 🇲🇿 January 18, 2020

Eat a bowl of cereal

For a man to have his penis forcibly sucked by another man while his grandmother cooks brownies.

Me: Bro, I could totally go for a eat a bowl of cereal right a about now
My friend: Now don't be getting any ideas...
My grandma: Yeah it is way to late for sweets

by The pig god October 25, 2017

eat that dick up

Meaning shut the fuck /you a bitch

Guy1: aye you need to cut yo hair

Guy2:man eat that dick up

by Godlike:) May 31, 2018

I could eat

An easy way of saying "I'm not hungry, but if you're cooking/buying me food I'm up for eating it."

"Hey I'm running to McD's, you want me to grab you something??" "Yeah, I could eat."

by breezy-licious September 10, 2011

eating dungarees

"eating dungarees" not in OED or, apparently, google: definition, please?

Nick Hornby's "High Fidelity," Indigo paperback ed., p.146, lines 11-12: "...if he wants to be eating dungarees for a week,..."

by Frank X. Mur September 10, 2006

eat a dick up

Consume a penis in the upward direction. See eat a dick, dick-eater.

"I just finished the last empanada."
"Eat a dick up."

by Ellis August 21, 2004