depressed orgasm

Let me explain this wonderful term ...
It is a sunny , warm morning , you lay on the grass and the wind is blowing through your fineass hair ... you look around and feel wonderful as if you can feel the earth breathing , then a wonderful fineass man like jack gyllenhaal gets down on you , best bj you ever had.. but suddenly you witness a feeling of darkness because you know jack is just a simulation by the matrix , that wonderful ass orgasm is not real ... u’re getting depressed BUT in a good way because you know you won’t lose your beloved jack , he will always be in ur heart

Friend: “Hey , did you play the last of us?”
Me:” yeah dude, it gave me an depressed orgasm.”
Friend:” damn nice !”

by Yeva.jam December 14, 2017

DEPRESSED NUT

When you are engaging in coitus with any species and before the act can be committed the partner in question suspends coitus leaving you hard with no way to deal with it.

Damn I am now a depressed nut

by nameofpsudo March 28, 2024

depressioned

depressed? no. depressioned.

person 1: this made me so depressed man
person 2: you mean depressioned?
person 1: no wtf-

by ranbooliveish October 15, 2023

depressed inhale

Depressed inhale means when you want someone to tell you something but they won't do it

You: will you buy me a dog?
Friend:no
You: depressed inhale.

by KaiSenpaii May 9, 2017

depression outfit

The outfit you wear when you’re going through it, the one you always go to because it’s comfy

An outfit you wear for days on end because of your inability to get up and change/bathe.

“I’ve been stuck in my depression outfit for days because I’m too sad to shower”

by Live4LOONA February 19, 2023

Depression

I got the crippling depression. I sit in my room most days feeling like nothing with no motivation to do anything. Things I used to love don’t make me happy anymore. I feel useless and stupid and I don’t deserve to live. I see people out the window and cry sometimes because they look like they’re having fun and I’m not. All I want to do is sleep and cry.
Aka big sad

I have crippling depression-idubbbz

by AshTheAnnoyingHomie June 13, 2020

Depression

Being a mental midget according to Christopher Moltisanti.

tony: I'm thinking maybe you have depression.
chris: Me? I'm no fucking mental midget.

by nadoep August 31, 2020