coffee

Dumb fucking people who are lazy in the morning an Suck there own cock

Tim: Do you drink coffee
BOB: YES!
Tim: Your GAy

by Cock & Ball tourture March 22, 2021

too much coffee

Bullshit

-“I drink too much coffee”
-“bullshit”

by Luke.c October 2, 2020

Coffee Moist

When one allows them self to marinate in coffee, and then to suck it out of every article of clothing... Including the underwear. And then using a bagel to "dip it in the coffee pot"

"Yea man she got coffee moist."
"Yea she was suckin' out this morning with a bagel."

by Blagnarth January 19, 2017

Coffeeing

When the coffee doesn't boost your energy level and you still feel like killing someone.

Hi Tom, I just had my early morning coffee but it is not coffeeing.

by S-Tiana February 17, 2023

Coffee

A girl who gets subs for no reason

Friend: have you seen a channel that gets subs for no reason?
Person: oh yeah that’s like Coffee

by kxwaii <3 May 28, 2021

Coffee

A hoe ass drink

Coffee is nasty

by Dr. Pensuy January 26, 2022

Coffee WoW

Coffee Wow is when you make a coffee share a coffee with someone and it quickly escalated into wild, passionate, vigorous sex .

Ran into the wife at the breakfast table and observed a coffee WoW, shortly there after, the walls were shaking, the earth was quaking, and after a double shot of my babies love.... well. Coffee Wow...

by GooseCous August 15, 2025