Chain feast

A group of people eating each other out creating a human chain

Hey do you wanna be part of a chain feast tonight

by Jiizem July 5, 2025

Chainsaw Carl

A crazy man from upstate NY with a chainsaw, a wood chipper, and a business card. He portrays himself as an "arborist." He offers tree cutting services, but will trim your bush for free if you let him.

He peeps in windows and videos women getting out of the shower. He is the second cousin of Tree-Fucking-Carl, sometimes spelled Tree Fucking Carl, or TreeFuckingCarl, and he is severely inbred.

He leaves cameras attached to the trees outside your window which stream video live to his Carl shack, where he and all the other Carl's hang out and jack off while watching Carl trim your bush.

Girl 1 "I just hired an arborist to trim the trees around my house"
Girl 2 "I hope it's not Chainsaw Carl! Lol."
Girl 1 "it's that crazy fuck with the chainsaw and wood chipper that's peepin' and creepin' around!"

by Double take July 10, 2025

Chainsaw Carl

At the intersection of stranger-danger and creepy purp lane, Chainsaw Carl wanders the street of Chazy, NY. He wields a chainsaw in one hand and the other hand in his pants. He is allegedly an arborist, who discretely emplaces cameras on your property to spy you as you exit the shower.

"He's a sick fuck. He's crazier than Chainsaw Carl."

by SuperWordNerd July 13, 2025

Chainalconstruct

The act of putting a chain in someones bunghole and having them tighten it reconstructing the asshole into a more welcoming size

Last night me and lars tried chainalconstruct and it changed my hole for the better

by The chainal construct August 10, 2025

Chain-Yankin'

The act of baseball-sliding into another man's butt cheeks, then furiously grabbing hold of his Johnson, yanking it down aggressively.

Damn, did you see Enrique get done Chain-Yankin' Tommy? He never saw it coming.

by They Call Me Trinity September 11, 2025

Chain Minester

Chain Minester can be anything and everything, or even nothing. Positive or negative, it can be Chain Minester, it just needs to be said.

"I am feeling very Chain Minester about this."
"Wow, that is very Chain Minester of you."
"We should go out and Chain Minester later tonight, what do you think?"

by small pox fan 123 October 8, 2025

Chain reaction

A manifestation of the runaway boom boom effect, riding the edge of criticality in a continuous cascade.

Chain reactions often move from inside to outside according to a scaling factor of pi.

by flersion October 14, 2025