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Chrinduism 

Chrinduism, an ancient religion dating back to times before any knowledge was even known, relations that consist of aspects from both the religions of Christianity and Hinduism. In this religion, you must worship the Divine Trinity, The Lord our God, Mohandas Christ The Son of God, and The Cow. Followers of this religion are commonly referred to as Chrindis. Chrinduism is mainly practiced in Pakistan.
Man, I love visiting my local Pakistani-an church to practice some good o'l fashion Chrinduism.
Chrinduism by The c0W November 17, 2020

Chinduism 

The religion of chindus. With specific guide lines to a spritually cleansing life and practise of the belief.

1) Mountain Dew
2) WE LUV DA FRIED RICE
3) The hills are alive with the sound of pants

4) many chins
bob: what religion are you?

Marley: chinduism. i am a chinduist
bob: okay. thats cool
Chinduism by chinduist May 22, 2011

Chrondula 

Slang for cannabis. Used in situations when one or more aspects of a person's normal functioning is impaired from cannabis use or method of use (ie. smoking, vaporizing etc.)
vegeta: (out of breath) geez . I can't run!! I have zero amounts of cardio.
kyle: it must be Chrondula...
vegeta: you're probly right.
Chrondula by Sharlez May 16, 2011
A person that is half Chinese, and half Indian.
Damn, I didn't think Hindus got enough Chinese trim to make lil' baby chindus!
chindu by Egisto April 6, 2006
A chindu is a person who is half-Chinese and half-Hindu. They descent from the ancient Lizard People way before our time.
They live in trees and are allergic to people of "Ginger" descent since their kinds used to fight back in the days.
"Hey, whose that weird guy over there?"
"Oh, he's a Chindu."
Chindu by ChinduGirl May 14, 2010

chronduster 

a chronduster is a cigarillo or blunt wrap filled with high quality hydroponic weed.
"broskie, I need to get buttered"

"I got me here a chronduster"

"hit it, light it, hit it, light it.."
chronduster by mudbelly666 April 1, 2009