California

hell

"Yeah I've been to California. I nearly wanted to actually be in hell."

by realdonladtrump November 12, 2020

California holster

Right after having sex, the man puts his penis in the woman's ear or nose and ejaculates

Daddy, can you pull a california holster?

by thirsty daddy May 30, 2018

The California cum shot

When you’re getting down and dirty with your lover and right before you achieve sweet release you nut in a straw and let the do good drip onto your significant other/lover

JIMBO- “Yo homeboy last night was wild, I was stuffing Cindy lous Turkey last night if ya know what I mean and at the last minute I pulled the California cum shot and she loved it”
BILLY BOOB- “yo really what a coincidence I was getting rodded from behind and taqueese did the same exact thing”

JIMBO- “hol up”

by TRASHBOAT8312 October 6, 2019

Montague California

Small Town of meth addicts, momma's who's kids are in cps custody and daddy's selling dope. Also home to broke ass old people living in tralier parks. Beware of stray cats.

Montague California is just a few miles from everything except meth.

by Dogmom76 June 25, 2018

California

earthquakes
wildfires
sunburns
celebrities in Calabasas and Hollywood and other places
rarely rains
mammoth is pretty cool it’s got woollys bathtub
yosemite with half dome mountains
beaches are always windy and cold
very polluted
stereotypes probably aren’t true
hollywood isn’t as glamorous as you think it’s dirty and you won’t get to see inside a sound stage

Hey California’s decent

by chaoticgaybitchakasoup July 8, 2021

California Raspberry

When people blow raspberries on each others butt hole or chocolate starfish.

Dude, look over there. I see two homeless people giving each other a California Raspberry.

by 12344321 username May 23, 2024

hills of California

A place i cannot hide in because "these hills have eyes and i got paranoia"

"But i cannot hide in hills of California because these hills got eyes and i got paranoia"

by ergagush August 8, 2021